05/22/2026
Hear Ye, Hear Ye! A Character Spotlight!
In this, mine third season, I dost take up the mantle of Townsend Crywell, most illustrious Town Crier of Larkspurshire!
Good Townsend is a man most loud and boisterous, brimming with boldness, though—mayhap—lacking somewhat in wit, despite his charge o’er the tidings of the Shire. I take great delight in portraying him, for he doth bellow with unmatched fervor, and there is sport in playing a fool who deems himself master of all knowing.
Alas! Townsend is sorely vexed, for his son, Kriv the Kurious, hath cast aside a most noble and comfortable inheritance—that of Town Crier—to pursue the dubious art of… medicine! Forsooth, what folly! As though such a trade should endure the ages!
Yet Townsend holds fast to grand ambitions, dreaming that one day he shall capture the King’s favor and be granted the honor of Knighthood. Until such a glorious hour, he remaineth steadfast and proud in his station, proclaiming the news to all who shall hear!
