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15/06/2026

I'm from NORN IRON so I am, so it is..

14/06/2026

Its 2026, thank f**k they laughed at this! Jokey Jokes.

08/06/2026

Live Comedy 7 nights a week hosting by yours truly!

08/06/2026

There's no leprechaun in Northern Ireland! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ˜”

07/06/2026

Ladies & gentlemen, Dutch conversations

06/06/2026

I was completely owned last night by the bar staff Scott 1 - Michael ZERO

26/05/2026

๐—ข๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—œ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ต ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐˜„๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—น๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—บ. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐ŸŽค
What started as a harmless crowd check instantly turned into a full roast session aimed at one very unfortunate front row. ๐Ÿ’€

๐—ง๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ณ๐—ถ๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ.
The vibes got questioned.

And suddenly the whole basement was watching a retired โ€œ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜† ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑโ€ fight for survival. ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Classic ๐—–๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐˜† ๐—–๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฟ chaos - loud laughs, dangerous crowd work, and absolutely zero mercy once Michael locks onto you.

๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฝ & ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐— ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฒ๐—น ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ at | ๐Ÿณ ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ฎ ๐˜„๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ธ | 8PM
๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€ now: https://linktr.ee/thecomedycellaredinburgh

22/05/2026

If you canโ€™t handle the heat, stay out of the front row! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚

Michael is absolutely ruthless with the crowd work - no filters, no safe answers, and definitely no hiding once the spotlight lands on you. ๐Ÿคซ๐ŸŽค

One innocent audience interaction turned into chaos fastโ€ฆ awkward laughs, risky questions, and a couple of lads realising they made a terrible mistake sitting that close to the stage. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ญ

This is underground comedy at its wildest - loud crowds, savage roasts, and moments you could never script.

๐Ÿ‘‰ Watch the clip & see how quickly it escalates
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Live every night at The Comedy Cellar | 8PM | Canonโ€™s Gait
๐Ÿ‘‰ Book your tickets now: https://linktr.ee/thecomedycellaredinburgh

21/05/2026

An American paratrooper. A German companion. And Michael Porter with a microphone.
What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽค

One answer from the front row and the whole room instantly knew this was about to get dangerous. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

The audience was screaming.
Patrick kept volunteering information.
And Michael kept making it worse.

Classic Comedy Cellar chaos - loud laughs, reckless crowd work, and the kind of moments that absolutely should not be recordedโ€ฆ but thankfully were. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

๐Ÿ‘‰ ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฝ & ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—น๐˜€
๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Catch Michael live at The Comedy Cellar | 7 nights a week | 8PM

๐Ÿ‘‰ Book your tickets now: https://linktr.ee/thecomedycellaredinburgh

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