07/24/2025
🚨**MAGIC PLAYERS. PROMOS. CHAOS.**🚨
Edge of Eternities season is here, and it’s LOADED with sparkly cardboard bribes designed to lure you into playing, winning, or at least showing up to win… and losing dramatically. 😎
🛍️ Buy-a-Box Promo – Singularity Rupture
Buy a Play or Collector Booster Box and receive an existential crisis in card form (also known as Singularity Rupture). Destroy all creatures, mill half their library, question reality.
🎲 Commander Party Promos:*
🗓️ Aug 15 – Palladium Myr: One tap. Two mana. Infinite flex.*
🗓️ Sept 5 – Trinket Mage: Finds trinkets (artifacts). If your deck had a lost-and-found box, this guy runs it.*
🔥 Tuesday Standard 3-0 Promo:
Win all three rounds and earn Monstrous Rage—a card that’s just ✨vibes✨… if your vibes include screaming bears on fire. 🔥🐻
🏆 Store Championship – Sept 6
Participation Prize: Bitter Triumph (Who needs a healthy hand or stable life total when you can win dramatically?)
Top 8: Slickshot Show-Off (This bird is faster than your Wi-Fi, flashier than a foil mythic, and dressed like a Vegas cowboy magician.)
Champion: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker / Reflection of Kiki-Jiki
(A Saga! Chapter 1: Sidekick. Chapter 2: Toss what doesn’t spark joy. Chapter 3: Become the problem.)
✨ Come for the promos. Stay for the friends you made along the way. ✨
*While supplies last (and they do run out). If that happens, we’ll offer you a different promo and a mini interpretive dance expressing our deep regrets.