30/10/2026
GHOSTS? DEMONS? AMATEURS.
There is NOTHING more terrifying than a wedding vendor who GHOSTS YOU.
You’ve paid the booking fee.
You’ve sent 47 emails.
You’ve started questioning whether they ever existed.
LOVER, YOU BOOKED A WEDDING VENDOR, NOT A FU***NG SUPERNATURAL BEING!
And when it comes to your celebrant?
The only disappearing act should be your single status.
Not your celebrant.
Not your sanity.
And DEFINITELY not your money.
Do your research before booking. Check out their Google reviews. Stalk their social media accounts to see if they’ve been active. Ask your venue for recommendations.
THIS CELEBRANT DOES VOWS, NOT VANISHING ACTS. ALL TREATS. NO TRICKS. NO GHOSTING.
I’m one organised mo********er!
Happy Halloween, you gorgeous little freaks!
📸 Hey Dea Photography