29/12/2025
Hello all! Hope you all had a Merry Christmas, and I look forward to seeing you all again soon in the new year. I am making this announcement now, because I am trying to get a head start on promotion.
I have set myself a lofty goal this year. You all know me as the As***le, you guys still seem to like me despite how many awful things I say about you! Well, this As***le has something that brings him great joy, and for once it's not trying to make all of you super smart people feel stupid!
I love raising funds for kids.
Schools, after school programs, sports teams, if it benefits kids, or alternately animals...
I AM IN.
So, this year, the last of my 40s (I'll be 49 on Jan 12th) I want to raise a SH*TLOAD of money.
ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.
Yes, you read that correctly. From 1/12/2026 to 1/12/2027 I have a goal to help raise one hundred thousand dollars. So, if you are a teacher, if your kids play travel sports, if you're involved with Special Olympics or have a family member who is, if you work for a non profit working with kids, animals, or the disabled, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME.
I WANT TO HELP YOU RAISE MONEY.
AND IT WONT COST YOU A DIME.
That's right. I will DONATE my time to fundraising that I find rewarding, as long as I can fit it in my schedule.
Thank you all for reading, and for any help you can give me finding some worthy causes to help!