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03/20/2026

Friday Morning Observations:
-Free Game: Stay single until you have your finances, body and mind in order.
-Everyone that ever sat in the emergency exit row has lied! (If I open that door I'm the 1st man out!🤷🏾‍♂️)
-2 things can be true: Love and Hate ex. You can hate to love or love to hate.

I hope all of my FB family and friends have an AWSOME DAY! (Prayer works! And remember to be KIND!)

03/19/2026

Thursday Morning Observations:
-Ai will make you look like a genius on paper and ignorant in real life 🤷🏾‍♂️
-In the near future you won't own your car, but you'll be able to use one based on your subscription tier.
-The only thing flying in the future will be sky high prices to things no one can afford.

I hope all of my FB family & friends have an AWSOME DAY! (A lil'prayer over your day makes a difference)

03/12/2026

Thursday Morning Observations:
-At this big ol'age I'm just learning "it ain't all good! It's doable!"
-Who ever been thousandaire fly and not have enough money for a $2 cup of coffee?🤷🏾‍♂️
-She looks good and smells good, she said said "she tastes even better!"

I hope all of my FB family & friends have an AWSOME DAY! (But did you pray!?)

03/10/2026

Tuesday Morning Observations:
-Today's temps will reach the 80's, so put on enough deodorant and make sure you periodically check the back of your ears. (They stink too🤷🏾‍♂️)
-If they never smile or always have that "Resting Bi@ #& face" they got a set of teeth that'll make Jaws jealous.
-Everybody got a coworker that likes to whisper, when they got text breath🤦🏾

Hope all of my FB family & friends have an AWSOME DAY! (Prayer works! If you don't believe me, try it!)