Port City Minis

10/15/2026

Bellatrix should be laying soon. She looks like she needs to... should I be concerned? Good gawd 😳

10/15/2026

🚨 HELLO, PEASANTS. DR. EVIL BEAK HERE. 🦜
Have I mentioned the benefits of enlisting in my glorious BIRD ARMY?
For starters, you could be granted access to the MILLET RESERVES. 🌾
Yesterday was a historic day for my administration. The millet reserves were officially REPLENISHED. The golden nuggets of happiness were carefully placed into a jar and SEALED.
🔐 Access is restricted. The jar may ONLY be opened with the proper passcode.
As I watched each beautiful golden nugget fall into that jar, my tiny 6-ounce heart skipped a beat.
I nearly wept.
Not because I am emotional. Dictators do not cry.
But because I was witnessing the economic recovery of an entire nation.
Never in the history of birdkind has there been such tremendous wealth.
I considered eating the entire national reserve right then and there, but my advisors reminded me that a nation cannot survive if its Supreme Commander eats the entire economy.
THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ECONOMICS.
Nevertheless, the reserves remain secure.
Join the Bird Army, peasants. Prosperity awaits.
And no, I will NOT be sharing the passcode.
MAKE MILLET GREAT AGAIN. 🇺🇸🌾
With tremendous wealth and an extremely full crop,
Dr. Evil Beak
Supreme Commander of the Bird Army
Minister of Millet Distribution
Future Ruler of the One Bird Government 🦜

10/15/2026

I sincerely hope that if any of my followers ever find themselves in a situation where they cannot afford a life-saving medication, they will reach out to me.
If you're embarrassed or afraid to ask for help, I will ask for you. I have absolutely no shame when it comes to helping my people. ❤️
In this day and age, nobody should have to go without medication they need to stay alive simply because they cannot afford it.
If you come to me with proof that you're in a situation like this, and I don't have the money to cover it myself, I will do everything in my power to find someone who does. I will make phone calls, ask for donations, reach out to organizations, and knock on whatever doors I need to.
I cannot promise I can fix every situation, but I can promise you won't have to face it alone.
Please don't ever let pride, embarrassment, or fear keep you from asking for help. We all fall on hard times, and there is absolutely no shame in needing someone.
Your life is worth more than your pride, and you are worth helping.
We need to start looking out for one another again. ❤️ 910-231-2387

This is the kind of healthcare story that makes my blood boil because he actually HAD insurance.

Cole Schmidtknecht was 22 years old and had managed asthma for years with a daily maintenance inhaler. According to the lawsuit filed by his family, he had been paying less than $70 for Advair Diskus.

Then he went to Walgreens in January 2024 and was told the medication was no longer covered.

New price: $539.19.

He left without it.

Five days later, he suffered a severe asthma attack. He died on January 21.

Now his family is suing Walgreens and OptumRx, alleging that a formulary change suddenly pushed his medication out of coverage, that he didn’t receive proper advance notice, and that more wasn’t done to help him get an alternative or exception.

OptumRx disputes those claims, so those allegations still have to play out in court.

But regardless of where the lawsuit lands, this story exposes something about American healthcare that drives me nuts.

Most people have NO idea what a pharmacy benefit manager is.

They don’t know what a formulary is.

They don’t know what prior authorization means, how exceptions work, or why a drug that was covered last month can suddenly cost hundreds of dollars more.

And why would they?

You usually don’t learn any of this until you’re standing at the pharmacy counter being told the medication you depend on is suddenly unaffordable.

That is a brutal way to design a system.

If you ever get hit with something like this, don’t just walk away assuming there are no options. Ask about generics. Ask about manufacturer assistance.

Ask about GoodRx or cash pricing. Ask the pharmacist to contact the prescriber. Call the insurer. Ask specifically about a formulary exception.

None of that should require a crash course in healthcare bureaucracy while you’re sick, but right now, understanding how to push back can matter a LOT.

10/15/2026

10/14/2026

🚨 OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE OFFICE OF DR. EVIL BEAK 🚨
HELLO, PEASANTS.
It has come to my attention that Michele has been conducting an UNDERCOVER SURVEILLANCE OPERATION against me.
I discovered a video on her phone. Apparently, this big-foreheaded fool had set up a hidden camera to spy on my private affairs.
I would like to make one thing VERY clear.
I DID NOT HAVE BIRDY RELATIONS WITH THAT CLONE. 🦜
I repeat. I. DID. NOT.
And just like every great politician facing a scandal, I shall DENY, DENY, DENY.
What you peasants THINK you witnessed was actually a highly classified military operation.
I was simply testing my advanced hypnosis and brainwashing techniques on Clone 1.
The objective? Make the clone fall hopelessly in love with me, become completely obsessed with my magnificent 6-ounce body, and eventually obey my every command without question.
IT WAS PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE.
Did I enjoy it?
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Was there kissing? Perhaps.
Was there affection? Allegedly.
Did I close my little bird eyes and lean into it?
THAT FOOTAGE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT.
And FINE. Perhaps I got a little caught up in the moment. Lana Del Rey was playing, and everyone knows that is the BEST make-out music.
BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN I HAD FEELINGS.
I am a ruthless dictator, not some lovesick parakeet in a Nicholas Sparks movie.
Everything I did was for NATIONAL SECURITY and the future of the One Bird Government.
My attorneys have advised me to make no further statements.
I am also demanding that Michele surrender all surveillance footage immediately.
THIS IS A WITCH HUNT. A BIRD HUNT, IF YOU WILL.
I have done nothing wrong.
And even if I did, I hereby grant myself a presidential pardon.
You're welcome.
Dr. Evil Beak 🦜🎖️
Supreme Commander of the Bird Army
President of the One Bird Government
Currently under investigation for inappropriate clone relations.
P.S. Clone 1, if you're reading this, our song is classified information.

10/14/2026

Unhand me you peasant!

10/14/2026

Sure will

Rejection is REFRESHING

The Lord Almighty will use people who are against you to move you into your purpose.
Read that again! HE will use your enemies to move you into your GOD given purpose!

That's why You shouldn't take it personally. Do not get offended. Do not get mad. If Joseph's brothers betraying him had kept him from becoming Prime Minister, God would have never allowed it. The betrayal moved him into a promotion.
People can't override what the Lord Almighty has ordained for you. Bad breaks, delays, detours, betrayal, those scheming against you, lying about you, so called friends not standing up for you in rooms you're not in, supporting other businesses and/or people who comfort their sin, injustice can't stop your destiny
It's just the opposite! They're moving You into Your destiny.
So be joyous in hope, patient in affliction! You might think you're failing, but GOD! He is positioning you into GREATNESS. Far beyond where your enemies are at and far beyond what you can even imagine.
So stay true, stand firm, and stay faithful in the Ultimate Trainer.
They chose the world.
You keep choosing the one and only Handler.
They chose to react on their feelings and move to a place they are validated.
You chose to grow your faith in Jesus while becoming accountable for your feelings.
They chose cheap, easy, worldly education, and gatekeeping.
You chose to value your time and Godly wisdom and knowledge. You chose to stand firm on biblical teachings, safety, and share what you know in Christ Jesus.
They chose to seek material things adding debt and delusion hiding or abandoning the stewardship required for healthy stock and leadership.
You chose to stay focused on what you have to demonstrate proper stewardship. You chose to pour into your stock reflecting healthy, happy animals.
In this, horses and cattle, willing to work, providing a safe and fun learning environment.

The fruit here speaks volumes. This is HOLY ground. A place where I'm so blessed to be rejected, hated, left out, not chosen, and ridiculed. But GOD! Because the ones that choose to be here; their humble, willing to learn, joyous, at peace, honest about where they stand, and always ready to grow They do not boast of what they think they know. They do not have an arrogant mentality. They value what is offered here. They value what I am willing to teach them. They value the care I extend to their beautiful stock. They value the training that is offered too.
Praise God for the rejection because it's followed up with a redemption story.
-Jessica Shively
❤️👑🐴

"Be joyful in hope, patient in affliction, faithful in prayer."
Romans 12:12

10/14/2026

Brenda has been off the last few days she perked up this morning. Love her so much. She is a special girl. 💖

10/13/2026

🚨 DR. EVIL BEAK'S DIARY: OPERATION CLONE CONTROL 🚨
HELLO, PEASANTS.
This morning, I was in the middle of a VERY important hypnosis and brainwashing session with Clone 1.
Everything was going according to plan. His tiny little brain was finally beginning to accept that I am the superior specimen and rightful Supreme Commander of the Bird Army.
His eyes were glazing over. His resistance was weakening. I was moments away from uploading the nuclear launch codes directly into his tiny bird brain.
AND THEN...
OL' FAT ASS HERSELF, MICHELE, HAD TO COME STOMPING IN AND RUIN EVERYTHING. 😡
DOES THIS WOMAN NOT UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF NATIONAL SECURITY?!
I was literally THREE CHIRPS away from having a fully operational body double with access to classified military intelligence.
Now I have to start the entire brainwashing process over again.
Clone 1 has gone back to eating millet and staring at himself in the mirror like an unemployed idiot.
I AM SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENCE.
The One Bird Government has suffered yet another setback.
But fear not, peasants.
THE LAUNCH CODES WILL BE UPLOADED.
As soon as Michele leaves the room and Clone 1 develops an attention span longer than six seconds.
Yours in tyranny,
Dr. Evil Beak 🦜
Supreme Commander of the Bird Army
Future Ruler of the One Bird Government
Currently Operating Under Hostile Household Conditions