10/14/2026
So I have a question for you. What would you want to serve to your guests? This? This is what $30 gets you at the grocery store. And hey, if this is what you need, grab and go, totally fine, no judgment.
Or would you want to serve this?”
“Every single thing on this board is here for a reason. Those salami roses with Real sage leaves as petals. The blueberry vanilla goat cheese, sliced and fanned out so you can see the color, with an edible flower on top. You’ve got prosciutto, Spanish Manchego, Bellavitano Cabernet Sauvignon cheese, Dubliner and Cabot Sharp Cheddar-six cheeses total. Fresh fruit, dried fruit, pistachios, chocolate-covered pretzels, cookies. Blackberries for dimension. Rosemary sprigs. Cornichons. Kalamata olives. And a pumpkin right in the center because it’s fall.
Nothing is just thrown on a board. Everything has a place, and everything is intentional. This isn’t stuff on a plate. This is food art.
So again, what would you want to serve to your guests?”