Pitties & Posies

Pitties & Posies Making the world a little prettier (and pittier), one bouquet at a time. 🐾💐🌻

Open Wednesdays 5pm to 8pm and Saturdays 4 pm until sold out.

Self-serve stand is located diagonal from Journey Bank in Dewart.

🌸✨ LAST DAY OF PITTIES & POSIES ✨🌸Last day. No excuses. Even your excuses need flowers. 🌸It’s the grand finale, friends!...
08/30/2025

🌸✨ LAST DAY OF PITTIES & POSIES ✨🌸

Last day. No excuses. Even your excuses need flowers. 🌸

It’s the grand finale, friends! Today is the last day to grab bouquets at 6 Methodist Lane, Watsontown 🌼
We’ll be open ’til sold out – and you know that won’t take long.

This season has been full of laughs, jar returns (and “forgetful” non-returns 👀), fresh flowers, and most importantly, helping pups in need. 🐾💐

Thank you for showing up week after week, for supporting local rescues, and for making this little stand bloom bigger than we ever imagined.

We couldn’t have done it without you. Truly. 💛

— With love (and paw prints),
Trudy, Millie & the humans at Pitties & Posies

🌼 LAST CALL, FLOWER PEOPLE! 🌼This is it. The grand finale. The final week. Pitties & Posies is closing for the season af...
08/27/2025

🌼 LAST CALL, FLOWER PEOPLE! 🌼
This is it. The grand finale. The final week. Pitties & Posies is closing for the season after this weekend, and if you miss it… well, that’s on you.

This week is your one last chance to:
– Bribe your partner so they overlook your questionable life choices 💐
– Cover up your nonsense with something prettier than your personality 🫠
– Pretend you’re a functioning adult with a table that isn’t naked ✨

📍 6 Methodist Lane, Watsontown
⏰ Wednesday 3–7 PM

Skip it, and enjoy explaining all winter why your house is flowerless, joyless, and radiating “forgot to RSVP” energy. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. 💐🔥

🌸🐪 HUMP DAY BLOOM ALERT 🐪🌸It’s Wednesday. You’ve survived 2.5 business days of pretending to care about emails, and your...
08/13/2025

🌸🐪 HUMP DAY BLOOM ALERT 🐪🌸
It’s Wednesday. You’ve survived 2.5 business days of pretending to care about emails, and your reward is here: fresh flowers that smell like “I have my life together” even if you had cereal for dinner last night.

Self-serve stand is open from 5 to 8 — come grab a bouquet before the camels take them. 🐪💐

📍 6 Methodist Lane Watsontown
(Diagonal from Journey Bank in Dewart)
♻️ Bring back your jars… we know they’re in your car cupholder, Janet.

✨ Bonus: A limited number of bouquets are hanging out at Rene’s Barber Shop and Beauty Parlor — get a trim, grab some blooms, look irresistible.

🌸🌻Proceeds Went to Rescue Pets Serving Vets… and One Came Home With Us🐾Once upon a time (aka last week), we loaded up Ju...
08/09/2025

🌸🌻Proceeds Went to Rescue Pets Serving Vets… and One Came Home With Us🐾

Once upon a time (aka last week), we loaded up July’s flower proceeds, and handed them over to Rescue Pets for Vets. 💐🐾

We were feeling good—hearts full and happy as we handed over the proceeds you gave for this great organization. Then… we saw her. Millie. The canine equivalent of a Hallmark movie plot twist. She batted her eyes, wagged her tail, and basically said, “Nice bouquet. Now fork over more money and take me with you.” Adoption fee paid, Millie claimed her new humans.

So here we are—Millie is officially the newest Pitties & Posies family member. She and Trudy are already hard at work in bouquet production: Trudy handles quality control (sniff test), and Millie specializes in stem rearrangement (chewing). Productivity is questionable, morale is sky-high.

The self-serve stand is OPEN now till sold out—come grab a bouquet and support our ever-growing “staff.”
6 Methodist Lane Watsontown (Diagonal from Journey Bank in Dewart)

♻️ Bring back your jars, you little goblins. Trudy says clutter violates OSHA.

Instagram vs. Reality: A Tragedy in Two Photos 😩🌸Pic 1: “LOVE PUPS” — a vision. A dream. Hope blooming on a summer lawn....
08/06/2025

Instagram vs. Reality: A Tragedy in Two Photos 😩🌸

Pic 1: “LOVE PUPS” — a vision. A dream. Hope blooming on a summer lawn.
Pic 2: We tried to spell “Support Shelter Dogs.” What we got was “Soup Sad” and a dog who clearly ate half the message.

🗣️ Trudy says:
“Yeah I kicked the flowers. What about it?”
“That said ‘Support Shelter Dogs’ until I got bored.”
“The wind was mean to me.”
“It said what it said. Soup is comforting.”
“You try being this cute AND literate.”

💐 Come see what Trudy meant to say — the flower stand is open tonight!

📍6 Methodist Lane Watsontown PA
(Diagonal from Journey Bank in Dewart)
🕓 4 PM until the last petal falls
♻️ Bring back your jars or Trudy’s gonna knock over your hydrangeas

💛 Proceeds go to Danville SPCA, because even when everything is soup and nothing makes sense, we still believe rescue dogs deserve the world.

Bonus: if you spell anything in flowers that Trudy doesn’t sabotage, we’ll put your picture on the Wall of Legends (it doesn’t exist yet, but we’ll make it).

💐 Did you know you can actually extend the vase life of your flowers?Yep—no need to watch your bouquet give up on life b...
08/01/2025

💐 Did you know you can actually extend the vase life of your flowers?
Yep—no need to watch your bouquet give up on life by day three. Here’s how to keep those blooms thriving:

✂️ ✨ Trim stems at a 45° angle
💦 Change that water daily—because flowers deserve clean drinks too
🍃 Remove submerged leaves – Leaves in the water encourage bacteria growth.
☀️ ☀️ No sunbathing—keep ’em cool and shady
🍬 Add flower food or a pinch of sugar—because even plants love snacks

Keep them cute, keep them crisp, and they might just outlive your succulents 🌺🌚

🌸🐾 FINAL NIGHT FOR RESCUE PETS SERVING VETS! 🐾🌸It’s the last chance to buy a bouquet and support Rescue Pets Serving Vet...
07/30/2025

🌸🐾 FINAL NIGHT FOR RESCUE PETS SERVING VETS! 🐾🌸

It’s the last chance to buy a bouquet and support Rescue Pets Serving Vets — and if you thought we were gonna go out quietly, you clearly don’t know us. We’re going out like a dog who just heard the cheese drawer open. 🧀🐾

✨ A new rescue takes over Saturday, but TONIGHT? Tonight we go full floral gladiator mode. Let’s make it rain petals baby. 🌧️🌺💸

✨ Come snag a bouquet, make a pup’s future brighter, and help us finish strong!

📍 6 Methodist Lane, Watsontown
🕔 Open 5 to 8 PM — or until the flowers vanish like your willpower at a shelter adoption event😭
💐 Bouquets = $10

♻️ Bring back your jars or we WILL send Trudy to your house. And she will judge your landscaping.

🌺🚨FLORAL CHAOS ALERT🚨🌺It’s the last Saturday to raise money for Rescue Pets Serving Vets and the flowers are multiplying...
07/26/2025

🌺🚨FLORAL CHAOS ALERT🚨🌺
It’s the last Saturday to raise money for Rescue Pets Serving Vets and the flowers are multiplying like rabbits on espresso.

We’ve lost control.
You get a bouquet. You get a bouquet. Everyone gets a $5 bouquet because sanity has LEFT the shack.

💐 Happy? Buy flowers.
💔 Heartbroken? Buy flowers.
🍕 Hungry? Buy flowers and chew on that joy.
🌺 Caught your ex at Sheetz with their “cousin”? BUY. FLOWERS.

Don’t let the flowers be prettier than your life choices.
Get to the self-serve stand tomorrow and make us proud.

📍6 Methodist Lane, Watsontown
⏰ Open 9am till sold out (and yes, we will sell out)
♻️ Bring back your jars and help keep costs down.

Next months proceeds will benefits a different dog rescue. Stay tuned for the next rescue 🐶 🐾

ZINNIAS: EXPOSEDThese zinnias have secrets.One ran off with a married marigold.Another was caught texting your lawn guy ...
07/23/2025

ZINNIAS: EXPOSED
These zinnias have secrets.
One ran off with a married marigold.
Another was caught texting your lawn guy at 2AM.
A third was last seen storming out of a bouquet yelling, “I’m TOO vibrant for this!”

And now… they’re only $5.
🕓 Tomorrow from 4 to 8 PM
📍Pitties and Posies – 6 Methodist Lane, Watsontown
💐 Self-serve stand, no judgment (we’ve all dated a dahlia we regret).
🌺 Wrapped bouquets are $5. Jar bouquets are $12. $2 off if you return a jar.

Adopt a bouquet before they challenge your begonias to a duel.
Proceeds help rescue pups, because dogs know what it means to fight and WIN 🐾🌸⚔️

🌸🚨 EMERGENCY BLOOM SITUATION 🚨🌸The flowers have absolutely lost their minds and are blooming like they don’t know it’s M...
07/21/2025

🌸🚨 EMERGENCY BLOOM SITUATION 🚨🌸

The flowers have absolutely lost their minds and are blooming like they don’t know it’s Monday. Rude? Yes. Beautiful? Also yes.

Pitties and Posies is OPEN TODAY because these flowers refused to wait for Wednesday. They said “We’re dramatic, we’re thriving, and someone needs to come pick us before we cause a scene.”

Come get some flowers. It won’t fix your Monday, but at least your kitchen table will look like it’s having a good time.

📍 6 Methodist Lane, Watsontown
💐 Self-serve, cash or Venmo
🐾 Proceeds help rescue pups. They also hate Mondays, but they love you.

Reminder… this month’s proceeds benefit Rescue Pets Serving Vets located in Benton. Only a few more days to buy some flowers and help their rescue.

🚨 FBI WARNING 🚨This is an official bulletin from the Federal Bloom Investigators:PITTIES AND POSIES has been spotted mak...
07/11/2025

🚨 FBI WARNING 🚨
This is an official bulletin from the Federal Bloom Investigators:

PITTIES AND POSIES has been spotted making a rogue floral appearance at the Delaware Heights Yard Sales TOMORROW.

⚠️ Approach with caution.
⚠️ Suspects are armed with bouquets, charm, and a pit bull named Trudy who takes zero nonsense.
⚠️ Purchases may result in uncontrollable joy, sudden generosity, and a smug sense of superiority over your neighbors.

👀 FAILURE TO ATTEND may result in:
• Lifelong regret
• A flowerless home
• Being judged by your houseplants

🛑 They will vanish without a trace July 12–20 for “vacation.” This window of opportunity is extremely limited.

Address

6 Methodist Lane
Watsontown, PA
17777

Opening Hours

Wednesday 5pm - 8pm
Saturday 9am - 6pm

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