07/31/2025
🛒💥 ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED GARAGE SALE: We’ve Finally Lost It (and You Can Buy It All) 🧃🪑👠
You’ve heard of garage sales… but you’ve NEVER seen a clean-out like this.
🎉 What’s up for grabs?
🛋️ Chairs, furniture and collectables that are technically “vintage”
📺 Electronics we forgot we owned but definitely still work
🕯️ Home décor from different aesthetics battling for dominance
📦 Bikes, mirrors, shelving and more!
💸 Prices? Unreasonably low.
🧃 Vibes? Chaotic neutral.
🧼 Condition? “Well-loved, but not cursed” (probably).
🧼 We're clearing it ALL out and you can help us reclaim our floor space and shred our dignity one impulse buy at a time.
📅 One day only. Bring cash, curiosity, and zero expectations. Cash, Venmo, and CashApp accepted.
🚪 Leave with a trunk full of nonsense and a story you’ll never be able to explain.
