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Crunchy Acres Our small, veteran-owned farm is now focused on offering professional officiant services for your wedding or loved one’s funeral, at your location or venue.
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We continue to provide quality livestock and eggs. Send us a message to check availability!

06/09/2026

This video walkthrough was taken prior to us moving into the house, just after closing. You can see the changes we’ve made inside on the listing photos. The outside has had significant improvement.

What is your favorite page to follow? Who interacts? We’d love to follow more. Bonus points for Oneness Pentecostal page...
04/09/2026

What is your favorite page to follow? Who interacts? We’d love to follow more. Bonus points for Oneness Pentecostal pages/creators.

04/09/2026

It’s hot outside, so come water my pig with me.
Harry knows exactly what the hose means… and he’s not complaining.
What’s your go-to way to keep your animals cool on a hot day?

You know what’s crazy? This farm is STILL for sale.It’s been listed since April, and honestly, we’ve had very little int...
03/09/2026

You know what’s crazy? This farm is STILL for sale.
It’s been listed since April, and honestly, we’ve had very little interest. Which is wild when you look at this view.
Almost 16 acres. Green pasture. Beautiful blue skies. A pond. Barns. Fenced pasture. A one-level home. Plenty of room for livestock, gardens, projects, and a whole lot of peace and quiet.
We thought by now we’d be packing boxes and getting ready for the next chapter. Instead, we’re still out here watching the animals graze and wondering who is going to be the one to fall in love with this place.
So tell me… if you were looking for a farm, what would make you stop scrolling and come see this one?
And if you know someone looking for their own little piece of North Georgia, send them this post. Don’t forget about that $500 reward if you’re the reason the farm sells.

This handsome Katahdin ram lamb was born 11/15/2025 and is still looking for a new home.Our original plan was to castrat...
28/08/2026

This handsome Katahdin ram lamb was born 11/15/2025 and is still looking for a new home.
Our original plan was to castrate him and keep him, but life had other plans. Between getting the farm ready to sell, preparing for an upcoming deployment, and juggling work, we missed the window we were comfortable with for banding. At this point, we'd rather find him a great home than rush a management decision.
His sire is our only breeding ram, and his half-brother has already been castrated, so we don't have a place for him to stay long-term.
He's healthy, growing well, and ready for his next farm. If you're looking for a non registered breeding prospect with a good temperament, send us a message.

You’re given a piece of land and told you can only have ONE:A. A big gardenB. A pondC. A barn full of animalsD. A huge w...
27/08/2026

You’re given a piece of land and told you can only have ONE:
A. A big garden
B. A pond
C. A barn full of animals
D. A huge wraparound porch
You can’t pick two. You can’t say “all of them.” Pick ONE.
I’m choosing the garden. There’s just something about being able to walk outside and grow your own food.
Now I want to know: which one are you picking, and why?

What is the absolute best piece of marriage or relationship advice you were ever given? Or, the absolute worst or funnie...
27/08/2026

What is the absolute best piece of marriage or relationship advice you were ever given? Or, the absolute worst or funniest advice someone tried to give you? I love hearing what actually keeps things running smoothly for people in real life, past all the cliché stuff. Drop your wisdom or the funny stories in the comments!

I need your best random life hacks today. Whether it’s a trick for getting stubborn stains out of clothes, the easiest w...
26/08/2026

I need your best random life hacks today. Whether it’s a trick for getting stubborn stains out of clothes, the easiest way to clean a messy area, or just a trick that saves you 10 minutes in the morning. Give me your best secret weapon. I’m looking to try out some new time-saving tricks this week since we’re out of the house so much now, so leave your best in the comments!
📷 Jameson at church

Let’s settle a debate. What is one unpopular opinion you have about farm life, gardening, or animals that would make oth...
26/08/2026

Let’s settle a debate. What is one unpopular opinion you have about farm life, gardening, or animals that would make other people gasp? I’ll go first: goats are overrated. I love mine, but my sheep are SO much easier keepers. Your turn. No judgment here, let's hear them!

What’s your most-used farm or homestead tool?Normally, I’d say ours is the tractor. But lately? The two chainsaws have b...
25/08/2026

What’s your most-used farm or homestead tool?
Normally, I’d say ours is the tractor. But lately? The two chainsaws have been putting in some serious work.
Tell me yours in the comments!

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936 Cowboy Sams Drive
TN
30752

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+17312346066

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