Throngle Horde

Throngle Horde ⚔️ Throngle Horde ⚔️

Purveyors of chaos, meats, and glory. 🍖✨
We drink loud, trade harder, and sing even louder. 🎶🍻
Epic stories?

We don’t just tell them—we are them. Throngle Horde, Throngle Horde, Throngle Horde!

06/06/2026

🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Throngle up Throngle up Throngle up Throngle up,
F**k around f**k around f**k around f**k around,
Find it out find it out find it out find it out,
Cause if we’re never coming back!

I’m gonna need some Throngle glasses, cause I don’t want to see the truth!
Probably making out on the couch with the goblin now,
Yeah, I'ma need some Throngle glasses if I'm gonna make it through!
If I'ma be Throngled, I'ma need a double shot of that Throngle proof
And see the world through Throngle glasses!
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶

06/06/2026

I just want to dance my ass off till I’m sweating buckets!! Is that so much to ask for?!

Who’s dancing with us?!!

06/04/2026

⚠️ CHAOS ADVISORY ⚠️

A small scouting party from the Throngle Horde has been cleared for deployment to Pride Houston this Saturday.

Objectives:
✅ Celebrate Pride
✅ Support the community
✅ Cause harmless goblin-level chaos

Mission status: Active. 🌈👹🏳️‍🌈

06/02/2026

🏳️‍🌈 The Throngle Horde Wishes Everyone a Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

Whether you’re a goblin, gnome, giant, dwarf, Throngling, Throngspawn, or one of the mysterious creatures lurking in the Horde’s ranks, you are welcome around the campfire.

This Pride Month, we celebrate the many colors, stories, and chaos-makers that make the Horde what it is. The world is a little more interesting when everyone can be themselves.

May your banners fly high, your snacks be plentiful, and your chaos be legendary.

Happy Pride Month from the Throngle Horde! 🌈👹

“Many colors. One Horde.” 💚🧡💙💜❤️💛

05/31/2026

🎵 Frozen Throngle 🎵

The horde glows white on the fairgrounds tonight,
Not a goblin to be seen.
A kingdom of Thronglings gathered far and wide,
Living the chaos dream.

The rumors swirl like a wild storm in the sky,
Couldn’t keep them in, no matter how they try.

Let it Throngle, let it Throngle!
Watch the horde begin to grow!
Let it Throngle, let it Throngle!
More Thronglings than before!
We don’t care what the villagers say,
Let the chaos stay on!
The Throngle never bothered us anyway! 👹

From the goblins to the gnomes,
From the dwarfs to giants tall,
Once you join the mighty horde,
You’re a Throngling after all!

Let it Throngle, let it Throngle!
Raise the banners, sound the call!
Let it Throngle, let it Throngle!
The horde will never fall!

The Three Kings watch with pride,
As the Thronglings laugh and roam,
No matter where the chaos wanders,
The horde is always home.

👹 👹

05/30/2026

This is really giving Throngle right now!

05/26/2026

THRONGLE ALERT ⚠️

The air crackles. Something is WRONG (in the best way).
You woke up today a little faster, a little louder… a little more feral…

CHAOS GOBLIN FEVER HAS TAKEN HOLD.

Thronglings are climbing things they shouldn’t
Throngdonglemen are issuing absolutely useless decrees
Someone is laughing in the distance. It might be you.

No rules. No thoughts. Only movement.
Only noise. Only THRONG.

We do not cure it.
We spread it.

05/25/2026

Come to the horde camp! You can use our phones to stalk his accounts. 😮‍💨

05/19/2026

⚠️ THRONGLEPOKS ALERT ⚠️

Reports are spreading through the Horde of a mysterious condition known only as… Thronglepoks 👹

Symptoms may include:
• Sudden goblin behavior
• Random chanting at 2AM
• Urge to cause harmless chaos
• Uncontrollable attraction to the Horde
• Speaking fluent Thronglish

No cure has been found.
Only more Throngling activity.

If you spot someone infected… it may already be too late. 🌀

05/15/2026

🔥 CRAZY FRIDAY HAS ARRIVED 🔥

The drums are loud… the goblins are restless… and the Horde is out.

If you’re lucky (or unlucky 👀), you might just stumble across a few of the Throngdonglemen at their local watering hole—
laughing too loud, plotting something questionable, and definitely up to no good.

No map. No warning. Just chaos.

🍻 Find us… if you dare.

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21778 Farm To Market
Todd Mission, TX
77363

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