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MC Space Wizard DJ service straight from the 42nd dimension!Weddings, birthday parties, bars&clubs, anything. I spec

Yooo DJ Mollie Nip is so fire right now... he struggles with the k***s a bit cuz he ain't got thumbs, but you gotta hear...
16/09/2023

Yooo DJ Mollie Nip is so fire right now... he struggles with the k***s a bit cuz he ain't got thumbs, but you gotta hear him scratch!

02/07/2023

Heyooo! Come celebrate Independence Day with me at Hot Hill Tavern in Thomaston! Fireworks, music, lasers, dancing... eat, drink, and be very merry!

11/06/2023

Greetings, Earthlings! The Space Wizard Malachi here, coming to you live from the 42nd dimension of the Multiverse. If there's one thing I can say about the humans in this dimension with all mathematical certainty, it's that ya'll love to have a good time. And since my immortal soul was thrust forth from the pulsing beat of an Infinite Improbably Disco eons ago, there is no guide more qualified to facilitate good times than myself! If you want to elevate your party to a truly cosmic level, MC SpaceWiz is the the one to call. Weddings, birthday parties, company events, bars&clubs, graduation parties, bar mitzvahs, quinceaneras, retirement parties, gender reveals... you get the point. I specialize in themed events... 80s, 90s, disco, roaring 20s, space country, etc. I have a galactic-class sound ship that's loud enough for virtually any venue, stellar lighting, frickin' lasers(!), a host of other visual effects and I LOVE interacting with the crowd! So if you have an event of any kind coming up and you want to turn the fun up to 11, flip open the com and get ahold of me. Good times 112.35% guaranteed!

When she says she's never heard of DJ Heckin'Bottom:
15/02/2023

When she says she's never heard of DJ Heckin'Bottom:

14/02/2023
Roses will wiltViolets are stupidSweets can turn bitterGo f**k yourself, CupidSpaceWiz here to tell ya'll that love is g...
14/02/2023

Roses will wilt
Violets are stupid
Sweets can turn bitter
Go f**k yourself, Cupid

SpaceWiz here to tell ya'll that love is grand and s*x is divine, but music will never break your heart and ya can't get crabs from dancing.
C'mon out this Saturday 7pm-4am at the dance studio in Rockland and rave those VD blues away. Funky music all night long. BYOB. Ten dollars at th' door.

28/01/2023

I'm gonna open a subterranean dance club called "The Bāss Mint" an then I'll just chuck an OBSCENE number of subwoofers down there... f**kin blow the roof of the sucka. Quite literally. The USGS is gonna hafta serve me a cease-and-desist order for setting off seismometers in East Bumfuk, Pennsylvania... I'll tell em they can suck my stones cuz even they can't stop the rock I roll.

03/01/2023

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03/01/2023

NYE staff party at Yosaku... great crew! Thanks for having ol' SpaceWiz spearhead your celebration!

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