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04/08/2026

I met Mr Pope( not pictured) 4 years ago. He loved my suggestion that Santa was a benevolent alien. May he rest in the stars.

04/01/2026

IT’S CONTEST TIME! 🎉

We’ve got a full case of Miak—fresh all the way from Bulgaria—and it could be yours! 🇧🇬✨

Here’s how to enter:
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💬 Drop a comment guessing how much it would cost to ship ONE jar of Miak to Eternia… from Neverland 🤯

💡 Hint: The tariffs aren’t as bad as you might think!

⏳ Contest ends tonight at 25:01 (yes, you read that right 😏)
🔁 Guess as many times as you want—the more guesses, the better your chances to win!

Ready… set… GUESS!

03/25/2026

Recently, I was out shopping at a local store when a little girl recognized me. She looked up and said, “Santa, I know it’s you… but why did you change your hair color?!”

I smiled and replied, “I’m undercover—just checking on the naughty and nice list!”

So if you happen to see me out and about, don’t be shy—come say hi! I’ll be sure to make a note that you belong on the nice list 🎅✨

03/11/2026

Some people are so unhappy in this world,
that they never find true happiness in the world around them or even in themselves
Be the reason someone smiles today
Be your own reason to smile

03/05/2026

Women in history are not only doctors, scientists, or Nobel Prize winners. They are also the women whose names we may never know — the ones who work quietly in the background, shaping lives and lifting others up.

There may be women at the forefront, but let us never forget the women who work in the shadows.

They say behind every great man is an even greater woman — someone kind, supportive, nurturing, and loving. Someone who walks beside you on life’s path, leads you when you feel lost, and stands behind you to push you forward when you feel like giving up.

Throughout history, Santa has always had a Mrs. Claus. Her face and her roles may change, but one thing remains certain — the love she shares with everyone is unconditional.

Take a moment to appreciate the “Mrs. Claus” figures in your life — the women who bring warmth, strength, and quiet magic into the world.

May the joy of Christmas not be just a season, but a lasting spirit that carries through a lifetime.

Remember to take care of yourselves and each other.

02/18/2026

Reindeer often move in single-file lines, especially when trekking through deep snow. The strongest animals usually take the lead, carving a path that makes travel easier for those behind them. Over time, they rotate positions—sharing the hard work and conserving energy as a herd. This teamwork ensures that even the weaker members can keep pace during long, demanding migrations across frozen landscapes.

12/25/2025

12/24/2025

Going live in 5!

12/23/2025

Make sure to include your furry/non-furry family this Christmas!

12/21/2025

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12/19/2025

Tune in to this morning! 👀🔥 You never know who might be on there