08/27/2026
🍂 Fall Has (Unofficially) Arrived, People 🍂
Look, the temperature finally dipped below 100 degrees, the air fryer is taking a well-deserved timeout, and we are no longer melting into our own furniture. Therefore, in the official court of internet law, fall is here.
That means it’s time to officially pack away your summer sadness and replace it with highly aggressive amounts of faux foliage. 🍁
We’ve got arrangements in every size: From "subtle hint of autumn" to "my front porch is legally a pumpkin patch."
💵 Every price range: Because nothing says "treating yourself" quite like spending money on leaves you didn't have to rake.
⏰ Limited quantities: Unlike your neighbor’s Christmas lights that stay up until March, these won't last long.
Save yourself the embarrassment of being the only house on the block with dead-looking summer ferns. Come grab your new arrangement before someone else’s table looks better than yours… and yes, we do zoom in the background of your Facebook pictures to see your decor choices… then we judge! 💁🏽♂️😂
