Smoky Mountain Cabin Weddings

07/11/2019

I have a brand new website coming out I built it is technologically more advanced than any other load faster safer and more compact I was always ahead of the time and now I prove it

24/10/2019

never owned a smart phone till I was humiliated by an 11year old girl Amanda. I walked her home as she was yelling how stupid I am She can be tough

23/10/2019

23/10/2019

Same Service, Whole New Attitude I have watched the wedding industry slump in Gatlinburg and it's time for an over haul 30 years ago they all followed me, now it is time I take that position again. WE ARE SETTING FIRES!!!

23/10/2019

I am finally over my stroke and have new exciting Ideas. The website will have a different look and I will take my old position as the leader of this industry and set things right

04/07/2019

BACK AT THE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL: I love children and sometimes I ask to rent your little people "as a joke" don't call the police . A couple of days ago all the kids at St, Jude's got a toy monkey a real one would cause chaos! This little girl Eva I made a promise to, I said one of my best friends is a fashion designer, if you get all better I will get you a wardrobe so you can go to dances and parties, through prayer she got all better, with her dresses she got a gold cross that hung on the holiest tree in Jerusalem, "I'm connected" I explained the cross and aid I prayed you ill be well for a very long time i told mom and dad I was keeping her lol..

04/07/2019

We need to start applauding people. like our mechanic. the guy who cuts our lawns, waitress I know it feels good for me

01/07/2019

I'm sorry to the people who expect leaves on the trees in winter. I tried to reason with them this is nature, they said it was a great service but they wanted their money back. I said I had this money ear marked for the pharmacy, maybe if you wern't a scam artist you would be getting your medicine. I have a court date and the people are asking for 4 times their fee and their whole trip. It was Janary and the roads were not cleared to their liking and there were no leaves. I looked to see who the judge was Holly Cats hey are going to be paying me.. LOL

01/07/2019

my grand father always said if you have 25 cents in your pocket give a dime to a man so he has money I tend to write books here, but my best friend Janie's grama feft us quite a bit of money thinking we were married, I said for her to take it I could not take from n Alzhiemer's patient. If you are royal in England you can do anything but not in the US. I said I would start foundations and charities. in Europe and Asia ifi you give a dollar they get a dollar, in the Us by the time it getsts to the recipient they get very little. My partner found a village near Tokyo that would love to become a tourist stop. If you ever been you get a map of all these lovely villages. and the families runs the village kind of like Gatlinburg used to be. my job is to renovate and beautify what they have an not change culture. Of couse they get high speed internet, hot and cold running clean water etc.I got a a humble Omamori Charm for love : the whole world knows I'm a bachelor" This is going to be a challenge, but whats life with out it? Jesus said in ancient Scripture not to be a fool and give it all away because all the charitable people will be gone but give good portion. The kings saw that and ripped out of the bible In modern days we give to fix roofs, put AC and heat, paint etc. if your pastor now drives a fancy sports car and that roof is still leaking. I give you permission o take him to the wood shed.In Televiv IsraelI is a buffet, if yo.u are poor you may have 3 meals for free moderates half price rich full price. This is one of the Pri Mininisters favorite places t o eat. I wanted to call it Billy Bob's gut buster But it didn't translate well. We have1,387 kids going to college. I had one set back, I tried heading for the bathroom I have IBS and it was code red I fell from the stroke and knocked myself out for 8 -10. The hospital calls me cement head and I'm fine I'm a minister! not a person who shows up marries you and speeds off. people who say they work for the Lord better prove it. some are just getting by but hey can open doors and say have a great day. sorry I ranted this third one will make you laugh

01/07/2019

Hello all. the only wedding I was at was a Latino wedding. I spoke and gave my blessing in Spanish and said a miracle has been performed. 600 people 7 cars1 GOD IS COOD everyone knew the joke so I'm ok I has the most wonderful food and have lots of new relatives

18/06/2019

Hello America this is Uni from Tokyo!Bill gave me an education I could not afford in million years of saving through his foundation three angels Bill' momma is one angel Jane's mom and his daughter Annie's Momma is one as well, I feel like I have family in the US Bill says I have family all over, We are happy time news and we got an award. we have false commercials and Bill filmed his friend that grew up in Central America and asked if we could contribute to him beause he eats dirt for his meals, Thouands came into the station and we said this was a funny, 25% were still convinced and Bill put out another commercial showing how successful he has become, Bill said God made all sorts of people but you just cant fix stupid, we donated this money to our poor.

18/06/2019

Strokes are hilariousI woke up at 9 and said I'll have breakfast and clean the house. I said the sun is not out???? it was 12 'AM' I went back to sleep and had a dog on my head at 5am, someone is up. In Tokyo it early evening and it is time to report Godzilla is loose but it's his grand father I have a photo I have a wildly successful college news show there I produce this will be the breaking news this is a pic of my walker lol