Family Meal

05/24/2026

TFW you find out that Family Meal is not making deliveries the next 2 weeks…

05/17/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends,

What’s for dinner?
It’s one of the simplest yet most fraught questions we ask ourselves everyday. Kinda like what the hell is happening?
We here at Family Meal Worldwide Conglomerate might not be able to provide you a functioning government (yet…) but we can still nurture your soul with our Fried Chicken Dinner!

Our delivery schedule this week is as follows:
Thursday 5/21: SF & all points South Bay/Peninsula
Friday 5/22: SF, North Bay, East Bay

Please place your orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Steven & GeorgeAnn

05/10/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends & Goombas,

Abbondanza is a word in the Italian language that means ‘abundance’, but it is much more than just a word, it is a celebration or salutation or at times even used to wish someone good luck as if to say “may your journey/venture/studies be bountiful.” 


Couldn’t have said it better myself.

Not for nuthin but we got an offer you can’t refuse.
We’ll be preparing and delivering some of our favorite Italian-American dishes.

Our delivery schedule is as follows:
Thursday 5/14: SF and all points South Bay/Peninsula
Sorry, no bridges or tunnels this week.

Please place your requests (We don’t take orders from nobody) at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307 (use an outside line, don’t say nothing)

Stay safe (Nice body you got there…it would be a shame if something happened to it)
Eat Well ( The gravy’s good today)
Don’t take sides against The Family Meal!

Artie and Charmaine

05/10/2026

04/18/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends,

Spring hopes eternal!
We here at Family Meal Worldwide Conglomerate just love this time of year.
Cherry blossoms, Spring Produce, beautiful convertible weather, baseball!

We are delivering our lovely Spring menu this week as follows:
Thursday 4/23: SF and all points South Bay/Peninsula
Friday 4/24: SF, North Bay, East Bay

Please place orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307

We will not be delivering the week of 4/27 due to your favorite Chef’s birthday celebration and having our home base floors redone.
There’s also a chance of no deliveries the week of 5/4 due to pending catering gigs.

Thank You

Steven & GeorgeAnn

04/12/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends,

We had a catering cancellation so we are able to fit one day of Family Meal deliveries this week.
Only Thursday 4/16 and only in SF and all points South Bay/Peninsula.
No bridges this week, but we’ll be back next week with 2 delivery days.

You know the drill…place your orders at [email protected]
Or text (415) 845-9307

Thanks!
Steven & GeorgeAnn

03/29/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends & Mishpucha,

We’re back baby!
Last call for our Passover Dinner deliveries.

We can also prepare any of the menu items a la carte to complete your home made Seders.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6Xi1eXxW1o/?igsh=NjZiM2M3MzIxNA==

My shiksa wife and I will be schlepping Passover Dinner Deliveries:
Thursday 4/2: SF and all points South Bay/Peninsula
Friday 4/3: SF, North Bay & East Bay

Please place your orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307
How come you never call?

Stay safe, put on a sweater…You’ll catch a cold
Ess a Bissel, you’re too skinny!
NO KINGS/NO PHARAOHS!!!

Bubbe & Zayde Levine

03/15/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends & Mishpucha,

We will return making deliveries with our extremely popular Passover menu on April 2.
We are posting the menu and taking orders today.

We can also prepare any of the menu items a la carte to complete your home made Seders.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6Xi1eXxW1o/?igsh=NjZiM2M3MzIxNA==

My shiksa wife and I will be schlepping Passover Dinner Deliveries:
Thursday 4/2: SF and all points South Bay/Peninsula
Friday 4/3: SF, North Bay & East Bay

Please place your orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307
How come you never call?

Stay safe, put on a sweater…You’ll catch a cold
Ess a Bissel, you’re too skinny!

Bubbe & Zayde Levine

03/08/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends & Mishpucha,

Bad news/Good news:
As it turns out that due to having our dance card filled with catering gigs and some much needed scheduled house maintenance we will not be delivering for the remainder of the month of March.
We will return making deliveries with our extremely popular Passover menu on April 2.
We will start posting the menu and taking orders today.

We can also prepare any of the menu items a la carte to complete your home made Seders.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6Xi1eXxW1o/?igsh=NjZiM2M3MzIxNA==

My shiksa wife and I will be schlepping Passover Dinner Deliveries:
Thursday 4/2: SF and all points South Bay/Peninsula
Friday 4/3: SF, North Bay & East Bay

Please place your orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307
How come you never call?

Stay safe, put on a sweater…You’ll catch a cold
Ess a Bissel, you’re too skinny!

Bubbe & Zayde Levine

02/25/2026

The once and future Senator from the great state of Ohio! Let’s do this!

02/22/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends,

Do not underestimate the power of a little joy to change your outlook on life…even for a little while.
Bay Area native Alysa Liu, the USA hockey teams, Punch the monkey, SCOTUS finally remembering to support and defend The Constitution, baseball being played.
Good times!

Hopefully we will add on to the quotient of joy this week.
Our delivery schedule for our joyful dinners are as follows:
Thursday 2/26: SF and all points South Bay/Peninsula
Friday 2/27: SF, North Bay, East Bay

Please place your orders at [email protected] or text (415) 845-9307

Thank You
USA! USA!

Steven & GeorgeAnn

02/15/2026

Bonjour Repas de Famille Amis,

 “The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook”
“I enjoy cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food”
“Life itself is the proper binge”
“If you’re afraid of cream, use butter”
“People who love to eat are the best people”
We couldn’t have said it any better than Julia Child.
 Pardon our French but Voulez-vous dîner avec moi ce soir ?
George Ann and I will be paying tribute to the other woman in my life. 
This week we are preparing some of our favorite dishes inspired by The Queen of American/French Cuisine.

Our delivery schedule this week is as follows:
Thursday 2/19: SF & all points South Bay/Peninsula
Friday 2/20: SF, North Bay, East Bay

Please place orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307

(In our best Julia Child voice):
Bon Appetit!
Steven Avec George Ann

02/08/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends,

Awesome week here in the Bay Area.
Superb weather, the Super Bowl, showing the world how great and beautiful this place we call home really is.
And if that wasn’t enough, it’s TGIFC DAY!!!

Our delivery schedule for one of our most requested menus is as follows:
Thursday 2/12: SF & all points South Bay/Peninsula
Friday 2/13: SF, North Bay, East Bay

Please place orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 572-6699

Oh yeah…
Happy 38th anniversary on Wednesday to these crazy kids:

Thank You

Steven & GeorgeAnn ❤️❤️

02/01/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends,

We here at Family Meal Worldwide Conglomerate welcome February with open arms.
What’s not to love about a month that has Black History Month, Fat Tuesday, Valentine’s Day,
our 38th wedding anniversary(!!!)
and if that wasn’t enough…pitchers & catchers report on our Anniversary Day!

Our delivery schedule this week is as follows:
Thursday 2/5: SF & all points South Bay/Peninsula
Friday 2/6: SF, North Bay & East Bay

Please place orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307

Thank You!

Steven & GeorgeAnn

01/04/2026

Hello Family Meal Friends,

It was certainly nice to take some well needed down time after a crazy holiday season.
We are tanned (not really), rested (kind of) and ready (TBD) for another crazy year of feeding the hungry and hangry!

Our delivery schedule this week is as follows:
Thursday 1/8: SF and all points South Bay & Peninsula
Friday 1/9: SF, North Bay & East Bay

Please place orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307

Happy New Year to all our Family Meal Friends!

Steven & GeorgeAnn

12/07/2025

Hello Family Meal Friends and Mischpucha:

-I got a problem with Hanukkah.
Apparently a bunch of ancient Hebrews were holed up, under siege in a fortress with enough oil to last one day, but it “miraculously”lasted eight crazy nights.
They proceeded to make a major holiday based on simple conservation.

If that counts as a miracle, then how about this:
-I can make a tube of toothpaste last 3 months
-I can make a Thanksgiving turkey last at least 6 full meals
-I converted a ‘78 Mercedes Diesel to run on used fryer oil and George Ann drove it free for over 200,000 miles.
All I’m sayin’ is where the heck is my holiday?

Anyhoo... We do love the food served on Hanukkah. Any holiday based on foods cooked in oil are ok with us.

Check our updated delivery schedule for our 2 Crazy Nights:
My Shiksa wife and I Will be preparing and schlepping throughout The Bay Area our personal favorites on:
Monday 12/15: SF and all points South Bay
Wednesday 12/16: SF, North Bay & East Bay

-Family Meal gift certificates make a great Holiday stocking stuffer. Inquire with your order.

Please place your orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307 (how come you never call?)

https://youtu.be/A3rWtrxknkw?si=pI5VabSLAu8ZbiEF

Ess a bissel, you’re too skinny!

Love
Bubbe & Zayde Levine

11/22/2025

Hello Family Meal Friends,

Time to talk turkey!
Last call for Thanksgiving orders.
We are almost at capacity so order early & often.
The early bird gets the bird.
Don’t be a jive turkey!

-Don’t forget to order the buttery Parker House Rolls: $2.50 each

-Our delivery schedule for T-Day is as follows:
-Wednesday 11/27: SF, North Bay & East Bay
-Thursday 11/28: SF and all points South Bay

-We can also offer a la carte dishes and sides to augment your own Thanksgiving table.

Our favorite Turkey Drop:

https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ?si=fFGdfQvPEsbF8941

Please place your orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307

Make Dinner Great Again!

Steven & George Ann

11/15/2025

Hello Family Meal Friends,

Busy couple of weeks here at Family Meal Worldwide Conglomerate.
6 events in 6 days, GeorgeAnn’s birthday 🎉🎉🎉, 2 shows, 3 birthday dinners!
Work hard, play & eat hard!

We still have 3 events this week, but are still able to squeeze in one delivery day before Thanksgiving.
We are only delivering on Friday 11/21 and only in SF and all points South Bay/Peninsula

We are once again posting our Thanksgiving menu for orders.
Our Thanksgiving delivery schedule is as follows:
Wednesday 11/26: SF, North Bay & East Bay
Thursday 11/27: SF and all points South Bay/Peninsula ( we will get an early start to make sure everybody gets their meals before 3pm)
We are filling up so don’t be shy.
Don’t forget to add on our buttery Parker House Rolls and don’t forget that you can order all the sides to fill out your homemade Turkey Day feast. We can bring you everything but the drunk uncle!

Please place orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307

Thank you!
Steven & GeorgeAnn

11/13/2025

Family Meal’s family meal last night:
Duck Pithivier w/ Green Goddess Salad.
Ooh La La!

11/09/2025

Hello Family Meal Friends,

We have a bunch of big events scheduled this week and unfortunately will not be making deliveries.
We’ll be back for deliveries on 11/20 and 11/21 but in the meantime check out our Thanksgiving menu available for pre-orders. We are filling up , so order early & often.
The early bird gets the bird.
Don’t be a jive turkey!

-Don’t forget to order the buttery Parker House Rolls: $2.50 each

-Our delivery schedule for T-Day is as follows:
-Wednesday 11/27: SF, North Bay & East Bay
-Thursday 11/28: SF and all points South Bay

-We can also offer a la carte dishes and sides to augment your own Thanksgiving table.

Please place your orders at [email protected]
Or text: (415) 845-9307

Make Dinner Great Again!

Steven & George Ann

11/09/2025

Hey , can you do a kid’s Alice In Wonderland themed tea party birthday for 100 in Golden Gate Park?
That’s a silly question…