12/11/2023
🤶🏼 ‼️Listen here hubbies and boyfriends‼️ This is your 14 day warning to fill your lady’s stocking on Christmas Eve.
Jokes about filling other things are not being accepted at this time. Stop while you’re ahead! 😑🙅🏼♀️
It ain’t gotta be fancy. Favorite candy. Mini liquor bottles. Bath bombs. Phone charger. Lipgloss. Lotion. Candles. 🍫💄🧼🕯️
Now, if you wanna up your game, walk into Ulta or Sephora and tell the workers you want stuff for your wife’s stocking. They are trained professionals. 🛍️
Gift certificates for coffee, mani/pedi, massage, facial, car detailing, gas! ☕️💅🏻💆🏼♀️⛽️🍹
If you want to be fancy, or you’ve been a turd, jewelry boxes fit nicely into stockings, too. Helllooo Kendra Scott! 💍
Bonus points if you have a bottle of V***e chilled for her on Christmas morning. OJ optional 😉 If you’re ballin’ on a budget, a bottle of Andre/Cooks is just fine. 🍾
You know darn good and well that woman researched, bought, hid, and wrapped every present under that tree. Decorated the house. Coordinated the schedules. Handled all the mother trucking school events.
Fill 👏🏽 her 👏🏽 stocking 👏🏽
Ladies, feel free to tag ya man!