08/04/2025
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🙏⚠️🚨We’re in Trouble... So We’re Baking Our Way Out 🙏🚨⚠️
We hit a little hiccup with our final inspection for our other business, Hippie Hysteria (thanks, mystery unpermitted electrical work from a previous tenant 😵💫). Now we’ve got unexpected drywall to hang, permits to handle, and a dream to open in just 11 days. Along with 40 other small business owners that Hippie Hysteria is home to!
We hate asking for help… but when in doubt, we always bake it out baybay!! 👏
So, we’re launching something extra special and it’s mutually beneficial!
🍪 The Crunch Time Cookie Box – $30
Four exclusive cookies. Four rich truffles.
Flavors you won’t find in store. Just a one-time drop to help us hustle our way to the finish line.
💥 Preorder now. Pick up Aug 26–30.
Let us know which day you’d like to pick up when you order.
🧁 What’s in the Box:
🍪😭 Midnight Meltdown
Double chocolate cookie stuffed with Oreo cheesecake and swirled with fudge + crushed Oreos.
Like crying at 2 AM, but delicious.
🍪😩 Birthday Cake Bailout
Funfetti cookie stuffed with an Oreo, topped with white chocolate and rainbow sprinkles.
Because it’s still a party, even if we’re crying.
🍪🚨 Code Violation Crunch
Buttery caramel cookie loaded with chocolate chunks, pretzel bits, and stuffed with gooey caramel, finished with sea salt.
Zero permits, all flavor.
🍪🚔 Cheesecake Citation
Fruity Pebbles sugar cookie with cheesecake filling.
Illegally good and dangerously colorful—definitely not up to code.
🍬 Truffle Trouble (2 of each):
🔌 Breaker Box Brownie Truffle
Fudgy brownie truffle dipped in chocolate.
So rich it might trip a fuse.
🍋 Lemon Drop-In
Bright lemon truffle dipped in white chocolate.
Zesty, sweet, and totally unexpected.
🎁 ALSO THIS WEEK ONLY
$25 gift cards for just $20 – in-store only!
Stock up, save some cash, support the cause. 💖
We know $30 is more than our usual box price, but this one’s extra special. Limited run. Never-before-featured flavors. And every bite helps us build literal walls and open Hippie Hysteria on time.
We love y’all. Thanks for always showing up for us.... whether you preorder, share this post, or just keep rooting us on through the chaos. 💕 We LOVE YALL!
TO ORDER:
Comment below with how many boxes you’d like, your preferred pick-up date, and your email address. If you’d rather not share your email publicly, feel free to message us directly here on Facebook.
All boxes must be prepaid—invoices are due upon receipt.
🎁 Gift card deals are available in-store only this week!