WTF What The Flowers

Name: WTF What The Flowers
Address: Sacramento, CA, 95823, US
Telephone: +19162611591
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WTF What The Flowers

WTF is Distinctively Offbeat, Independently Built, Rad as Hell-Sacramento-Based, No Bullsh*t Florist. What you see is what you get.

WTF is definitely not your standard ‘ol run of the mill floral shop. It’s your one of a kind, locally owned, home based - No Bullsh*t Florist. The WTF Style is what this florist does with her hardcore passion for floral design, family love, and community service; all while dancing to sound of the punk rock beatin’ in her soul. My personal style is to always be un-apologetically straight up, strai

ght forward, and ride to the left of the dial. No sugar coatin’ from this chick. What The Flowers provides top notch quality, products, services, & designs. Delivering from Sacramento & Downtown— to Rocklin, Rancho, & Elk Grove— to Clarksburg, Walnut Grove, the Delta, & everywhere in between!

09/07/2023

About Last Weekend:

I got flower quite the party, celebrating thee cutest - funnest couple!

These two love-birds in the week prior & then returned home to throw a kick-ass celebration in Newcastle.

Every last detail, entirly thought-out & executed flawlessly for an evening of absolute perfection! 🖤

Congratulations to the newly wed 》 Mr. & Mrs. Hillenbrand 》 .hillenbrand + .salad 《

Vendor team:
Venue:
Location:
Florals: .what.the.flowers
Planning +coordination:
Photography:
Makeup:
Catering + bar:
Cake:
Tables, vintage chairs, lounge:
Dance floor:
DJ:
Guest book: .co

(Special Thanks: to my own – , who jacked up his back during his morning run but still road it out & rallied... Perfectly placing & spacing ALL the bud vases on the tables. 🙌)

06/14/2023

It's been a very busy first half of 2023 around here! Thankfully, we are just hours away from it offically being summer break! Our youngest just completed his last day off 7th grade & our oldest graduates from high school tomorrow, and is college bound this fall. 🙌

The Husband & I will then set off for a much needed weekend away (just the two of us) before returning to tie up some loose ends. Then, we'll all be heading out on our regularly scheduled family vacation.

WTF will be "out of office" from now until August. (Unless you are currently under contract with me, in which case we'll be in touch as planned.) For the time being, I will not be taking on any additional clients until after September. Don't worry, I'll still be movin' & shakin' about... you may just have to look a little harder to see what I'm up to. 🖤

04/30/2023

These two are currently livin' it up on their honeymoon in ! And teasing us all with their of picturesque views & the delicious meals they are enjoying! While I'm just over here starving & wanderlusting instead of tackling my flower lists. But... Most of all, I'm super swooning over their wedding pics! If I could call a single bouquet a home (ya know, Tinkerbell style), I would live in this one forever! 🖤🤍

Couple: +
Bouquet & Bouts : .what.the.flowers
Photographer:
Makeup:
Dj:
Dress:
Venue: private property in the
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04/03/2023

Spring is desperately trying to make it's debut but winter seems equally desperate to thwart the changing of the seasons.

The sun is shining, and the skies are ever so clear & blue, but the breeze is a being a frigid - gusty ol' bastard threatening us with another fit of frostiness.

The blooms are still a'knockin & my heart's a'wide open as it can be, but the weather is in all of the way. If I could just push it down a flight a stairs...I would.

So instead, I ask... Can we please just move on already!

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03/22/2023

If TODAY— being the third-ish day of spring 2023 could be summed up in ONE bloom – it would all come down to this very .

I work with A LOT of really bangin blooms, but to be honest...not many of them strike me quite like literal lightning. ⛈️

Today, this one did.

That perfectly grey fuzzy center could not be any more perfect.

He is hereby declared my official bloom of the day. 🩶

Welcome to WTF, you beautiful little thing. xo

Grown & Harvested by:
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03/17/2023

Monarda || Bee Balm || Locally Grown || Hardy AF || Smells Amazing || Gorgeous As All Get Out || Grower: circa 2021

03/14/2023

Had to brave the hurricane happening in my backyard to gather this bunch of viburnum and I didn't even get enough because I had to stop snipping to rush over & rescue what's left of my geraniums after the last storm. Have a feeling these gusty blows are fixin'ta rip my privet tree out of the ground.

Currently, I am contemplating whether to wait it out or just suck it up & hope I don't get blown away or end up impaled by my own shears. I could also tether myself to the house & hope I don't become a human kite. Decisions decisions.

I should definitely consider negotiating some sort of hazard pay with my boss, but that falls under the "don't bother me with this BS" category. Also. I am the boss...so that fight with my own self will continue.

Not even will go outside! He hasn't done his doggy business at all today.🫣 He'd rather hold it than let the wind blow his wee all over him. At least he's got some .

On the upside, this wind is blowing the lake that's formed on my back patio into oblivion.

Floristry...it's a dangerous gig, but some of us still think it's worth it.
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03/06/2023

I have a wedding consult later this afternoon & I was reminded of the last wedding I did there that closed out my 2022 season. What an incredible note to end on!

A few weeks ago shared with me some images from their wedding day (taken by the amazing ) and offered some really kind words about working with me.

When couples tell me they LOVE their flowers as much as Amy & Brett do, I have to say it really gets my flowery feelers going. Reminding me why I love what I do & inspiring me to keep flowering forward.

I am definitely looking forward to working with this year's couples. If you're thinking about choosing WTF to flower your , , or for 2023 or 2024 send me an inquiry! (Link in bio.)
(Minimonies are done in collaboration with to ensure that you .)

03/05/2023

Spring Floral Subscription Link | NOW LIVE (link in bio)

Fresh seasonal blooms designed & delivered to your home this Spring by Moi. Flowers will show up on your doorstep in March, April, & May!

Sign up for yourself or for someone else!

Tentitive Delivery Dates:
March 30th, April 27th & May 25th.

Limited availability. | Don't wait.

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03/01/2023

I'm designing this week & will be out delivering THIS FRIDAY if anyone is looking to get some flowers before they are gone.

Offering Designers Choice Bouquets
Local Delivery on Friday ONLY (3.3.23)
$85 minimum + $10 delivery
(Pick up also available.)

Message me on Insta (not on FB) BEFORE NOON on Thursday if you want to snag some of these beauties for yourself or someone else! 🖤

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02/24/2023

Sometimes... I find the back, sepals, under-side of the petals to be prettier than the face of the blooms. Case in point 》》 these .
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Telephone

+19162611591

Website

http://www.whattheflowers.net/

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