
06/16/2025
🌿🚨 GREENHOUSE EMERGENCY 🚨🌿
We may have overwatered our common sense... because EVERYTHING in the greenhouse is now 50% OFF! 😱💸
Yes, you heard that right — HALF OFF all the leafy lovelies, flowering favorites, and our tomatoes and basil are already plotting to take over your spaghetti sauce 🍅🍅
But hurry... the plants are already whispering, “We’re leaving with or without you.” 🫣
📅 While supplies last or until we some to our senses.