01/24/2026
🌱BUSINESS FOR ADOPTION (Yes, adoption, because it deserves a good home)
Run it full-time, part-time, seasonal, days, nights, weekends, with a partner, solo, or turn it into your own franchise empire. Create the landscape that works for you.
Sass the Grass Yard Greetings has been a joy to cultivate - fueling creativity, spreading happiness, and making life’s big moments even more unforgettable with truly sasstastic customers. However, juggling four kids, packed extracurriculars, two other jobs, and a growing business has not been as fantastic.
With our youngest that started school (all the kids in school now) and an exciting remote opportunity, it’s time to pass the clogs. I’m genuinely excited to see what someone with time, fresh energy, bold creativity, and marketing magic will do with this brand’s next chapter.
TWO OPTIONS:
• Take over the entire Sass the Grass brand
• Or snag the full rental side to create your own
🔥FULL SASS THE GRASS OWNERSHIP – $12,000 (Yes, for the price of a used car🚗)
A fully turnkey business - no royalties, ready to go & 100% yours.
✔ Thousands of signs + hundreds of brand-new, never-used pieces
✔ Full alphabet sets in 6+ font colors
✔ 3,300+ 4mm coroplast signs/letters
✔ Full rights to the Sass the Grass name & brand
✔ Business license, domain, website that is ready to start accepting orders
✔ Social media: Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Tiktok
✔ Customer database
✔ Marketing goodies: banners, vehicle magnets, branded apparel, craft fair supplies, digital logo's, photography supplies
✔️ Business cards and postcards with your contact information
✔ Supplies: hundreds of stakes, operating supplies, storage containers, boxes
✔ Digital, prepress-ready 5'x10' sheets of Sass the Grass logo's and birthday pieces
✔ Enough inventory to run two locations/operators
✔ Vendor sharing and operating docs
✔ Live training sessions and a year of phone support for new owner(s)
Basically everything you need to walk in and start making some serious Sass the Grass grass. (pun intended) 💵
XL RENTAL SET – $8,000
Perfect if you want to launch or expand your own yard greeting business.
✔ Entire rental collection and supplies
✔ 2,200+ 4mm coroplast signs/letters
✔ Alphabet sets in 6+ font colors
✔ 80 brand-new, never-used pieces
✔ Hundreds of stakes and supplies
✔ One digital 5' x 10' prepress-ready sheet with your company logo
✔ Live training session plus one year of phone support
✔️ Business cards with your company logo and contact information
✔️ 30% off new Sass the Grass designs
✔ No royalties. Ever.
Everything you need—plus artwork and support you won’t find anywhere else.
💥Why Sass the Grass?
Besides our unapologetically spicy personality, every single piece of artwork is hand-selected, edited, or created by our kickgrass graphic designer with intention. We believe yard displays should be bold, fun, unique, and wickedly cool - no cookie-cutters here.
📞Questions or want to check out the goods in person?
Call or text: (224) 944-7206
Email: [email protected]
