07/21/2024
Dear Younger Ladies!!!!
I need to break down the "Friend Code" for some of you, because clearly, too many girls are going missing or getting killed.
This is how us "Old Schoolers" roll:
Code #1: We leave together... We stay together... we come back together! NO, you're not leaving with some RANDOM dude, and NO, I'm not leaving you at any party by Yourself!
Code #2: Both of Us can't be sh*t face drunk (neither of us should really. At least one person in Our click needs to be alert and aware of our surroundings!
Code #3: If one of Us needs to go to the bathroom or outside, that's right "WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE DAMN BATHROOM AND OUTSIDE!" Period!
Code #4: We don't accept drinks from strangers unless we're at the bar watching the bartender pour.
Code #5: If I think you're too drunk to function, we're leaving the party early. (We'll fuss about you messing up the night later)
Code #6: If you go missing, I'll give you a maximum 15-30 minutes to show up before I shut the place down and we ALL start looking for your ass! FOR REAL!!! Everyone else can call the police cause I ain't going home without you!
Code #7: If you're fighting, it better be one-on-one. Otherwise, we're all in it together. (Hopefully this ain't jumpin off cause we too classy and ladies)
Code #8 and the golden rule: The drop-off person checks in, or everyone who drove checks in when they get home. If we don't hear from you, we're coming to your house.
Because these generations got the Friend Code messed up!! This is how we were raised...
Cause I want my daughter and every other lady to know these rules!!!!
