Simplified Celebrations AKA Flowermoney

06/01/2026

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05/11/2026

💙being their mom has been the honor of my life. not because they’re my children, but because I truly love who they are as human beings. loving, thoughtful, hardworking humans not perfect, because nobody is, but good at their core the kind of young men who say thank you, who help without being asked, who care deeply about people, who carry themselves with humility and kindness watching the way they move through the world makes me incredibly proud.
i love you carsten and ethan 💙

05/08/2026

…cause then there’s no glass to be dropped and accidentally broken plus it fits in your cup holder! Easy peasy now let’s see those prom pics 🕺💃🪩

05/06/2026

Reminder: Mom did not raise you to roll in with a sad little gas station bouquet and a “this made me think of you” lie 💀

She wants peonies. Big, fluffy, show-off peonies 🌸
Lemon Chiffon, Red Charm, Hawaiian Coral, & Paula Fey.
Pre-order now via text/DM so you’re not fighting for leftovers like it’s Black Friday OR just pop into the shop Friday 10-4/ Sat 9-12.

💐 Bouquets starting at $35
📍 Pickup in Richland (see graphic)
🚗 Sat delivery available: $15–$25 based on location

I will sell out. You will panic. This is me helping you avoid that storyline 😌