Stadium 34

11/18/2025

🌮 TACOS. Because sometimes therapy comes wrapped in a warm tortilla. And guess what? They’re just $2.50. That’s cheaper than your daily emotional breakdown.

🍹 Margaritas? Oh yeah. $5. Salted rim, optional. Regret, not included.

🥗 And the $10 Taco Salad? It’s not just a salad. It’s the salad. The Beyoncé of salads. The one your ex still thinks about.

Get here. Bring your appetite, your friends, and possibly your life coach. We’re making Tuesdays (and every day that ends in “Y”) taste way better.

11/12/2025

🚨 DJ MIKE JUST TEXTED ME IN ALL CAPS 🚨

That can only mean one thing… KARAOKE FRIDAY is BACK, baby! 🎤💥

🗓️ Friday, Nov 14th
🎧 DJ Mike spinning, roasting, and hyping like your slightly tipsy hype man.
🍸 Brit & Rocky behind the bar — equal parts charm, chaos, and caffeine.
🥩 Prime Rib drops at 5PM until it’s gone faster than my willpower at a buffet.
🍔 Kitchen open ‘til 11PM — because singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” burns calories.

Come hungry. Come brave. Come ready to regret that second tequila shot halfway through “Livin’ on a Prayer.”

It’s not just karaoke — it’s therapy with an audience.

Stadium 34

11/07/2025

Studies show that 10 out of 10 people are 87% happier after eating Prime Rib and watching College Football with a cold drink at Stadium 34.
The 11th person is a salad enthusiast. We don’t talk to them.

Tonight:
🥩 Prime Rib starts at 5 pm (until sold out or your pants tap out).
🍻 Cold Drinks on deck.
🏟️ All the games, all the drama, none of the adulting.

11/04/2025

🌮 BREAKING NEWS: Your Taste Buds Just Filed a Formal Complaint…
They say you’ve been ignoring them. And honestly? They’re not wrong.

So here’s how we fix that relationship—with the culinary equivalent of couples therapy:

👉 $2.50 Tacos – Because happiness should never cost more than spare change and mild guilt.
🍹 $5 Margaritas – Scientifically proven to make your ex look less annoying and your dance moves more confident.
🔥 $10 Queso Tacos (3) – Fried shell. Taco meat. Lettuce. Queso. Diced tomatoes. Basically, the Avengers of tacos.

Tag your crew. Tell your diet it’s on break. And get down here before we drink all the tequila and rename the place “Queso 34.”

10/28/2025

🌮 Taco Tuesday, Tequila. And a $10 masterpiece we legally can’t call “therapy.”

Let’s keep this simple:

👉 $2.50 tacos – because lettuce is just crunchy water and we know what you really want.
👉 $5 margaritas – the adult juice box your week has been begging for.
👉 🔥 The Frito Banditos Tacos– $10 – Ground beef. Nacho Cheese. Jalapeños. Onions. Chili cheese Fritos. Chipotle ranch. It’s a taco that punches you in the taste buds and kisses you after.

Basically, it’s what happens when your cheat day meets a rodeo clown and they fall in love under the neon glow of a bar sign.

Wrangled with love and light regret. Which, let’s be honest, is the only kind worth having.

📍Only at your favorite place to question your life choices in the best way possible.

10/23/2025

🥞 SHORT STACK, BIG MOOD. 🥓🍳
This Thursday – Sunday only: $8.99

Two golden pancakes. Two crispy strips of bacon. One perfectly fried egg staring at you like, “Yeah, you deserve this.”

Whether you’re chasing off last night’s fun or fueling up for game day, this plate’s got your back (and your belly).

10/21/2025

🌮 Tacos. Tequila. And a Ranch Hand That Ain’t Afraid to Get Messy.

Here’s the lineup:

➡️ $2.50 tacos – so good they should come with a warning label.
➡️ $5 margaritas – dangerously smooth, like your best bad decision.
➡️ The Ranch Hand – 3 crispy chicken tacos loaded with chipotle ranch, lettuce, tomato, and fried jalapeños. Just $10.

It’s flavor that kicks, crunches, and whispers “you up?” at 11:47pm.
All wrangled with love… and light regret.
Because you deserve joy. And maybe a nap after.

Come hungry. Leave full. Regret nothing (except sharing).

10/19/2025

Red Oak, your voice matters! 🤝 Join us for a Meet & Greet with the candidates this Tuesday, October 21 at 4 PM -?? at 34. Come ask questions, share ideas, and connect with those shaping our future.
Plus, it's Taco Tuesday, so be sure to come hungry! 🌮

10/17/2025

👻 TONIGHT.
The pumpkins are trembling. The bartenders are stretching. And DJ Mike just made eye contact with the dark side of Spotify.

Welcome to the STADIUM 34 HALLOWEEN PARTY — where dignity dies, tequila thrives, and your costume choice will haunt you forever.

📅 TONIGHT — Friday, October 17th
🕘 9PM – 1AM
📍 Stadium 34

🎧 DJ Mike — Turning “Monster Mash” into a religious experience.
🎭 Costume Contest — Prizes for best, worst, and “I can’t unsee that.”
🎁 Door Prizes — Because you deserve free stuff for surviving adulthood.
🍹 Cocktails — One sip away from you believing you’re a backup dancer in Thriller.

So grab your friends, your fake fangs, and your poor judgment — because tonight’s about to get horrifyingly fun.

STADIUM 34: Where the boos come with booze, and the hangovers come with stories. 💀🍸

10/16/2025

10/14/2025

🌮 BREAKING NEWS (that will absolutely not change your life but might drastically improve your lunch break):

So… I did a thing.

I combined tacos, margaritas, and a burrito so dangerously loaded it probably needs its own liability waiver.

🚨 Here’s what’s going down:
🔹 Tacos – $2.50 (because who said love has to be expensive?)
🔹 Margaritas – $5 (aka confidence in a glass)
🔹 $10 Braised Beef & Jalapeño Burrito
This bad boy is stuffed with:
💥 Braised beef
🔥 Jalapeño poppers
🌶️ Jalapeño peppers (because one jalapeño isn’t enough for us emotionally)
🧀 Cheese
🍈 Lime crème
🧨 Chili cheese Fritos (yes, you read that right)
🥑 Avocado
💚 Salsa verde

It’s spicy, it’s messy, it’s beautiful—and it’s basically the culinary version of making out in a thunderstorm.

Available until we run out or the FDA intervenes.

Love,
Your favorite emotionally unstable taco dealer 🌮💚