05/05/2026
Guysโฆ listen carefully.
Your wife does not want:
๐ซ a Crockpot
๐ซ a pressure washer
๐ซ โsomething practicalโ
๐ซ anything that plugs in
What she REALLY wants is updated photos with her familyโฆ
She wants photos with her kids.
The kind sheโll cry over in 10 years.
The kind your kids will treasure forever.
The kind where sheโs not yelling โeveryone smileโ while trying to take them herself.
And before you say:
โBut my kids/we are awkward in photosโฆโ
Perfect. Thatโs basically my specialty.
Iโm the photographer for people who say:
โWeโre a hot mess.โ
Those are always my favorite sessions anyway.
Book the photos.
Trust me on this one.
๐ฃ Message me for a gift card - Iโll handle the rest! We can even book a date later (that SHE agrees upon ๐๐ซถ๐ป)