05/22/2026
Humor, humor, and humor.
With all this heaviness happening in the country, read this interchange between a client of mine, but actually they all become friends so a friend of mine asked the following question.
I told her I’m giving her two prized Heirloom bean seeds.
Provider which are a bush bean that are acclimatized to our area and Royal Burgundy climbing beans. I told her that since their heirloom seeds, she will not have to purchase seeds anymore because you can plant them next year and the following years.
After receiving my text, a few minutes later, she asked what part of the plant do I plant for next year?
Five minutes later, I received a text from her saying Oh, “I’m such an idiot!”
I would never call a friend an idiot so I just agreed with her.
She begged me not to tell anyone, especially her boss because he would fire her. I agreed with her. Once she reads this, she will know two of my favorite meals are cod with crab meat and shrimp served with fresh asparagus and the other meal would be a nice large organic spinach and fruit salad. You can read between the lines (this is not bribery, just friendship🤗)! These meals are going to be the two easiest meals I ever earned. 😂
I did reassure her at some point we were all beginners and appreciated her opportunity to make other people laugh (at her) or with her, that’s your choice.
By the way, with help, I put a garden in for her for free, since she always wanted one.
Do you have a funny garden related experience please put in comments below.