Fitz

10/13/2026

Noice

10/13/2026

Metallica wrote some of their best music in response to injustices they saw in the world and James graciously took the time to remind everyone just how long ago that was.

People change. Bands change. Normal cycles. Neither good nor bad.
..but dont ask me pretend he didnt just say what he meant and meant what he said: stick your head in the sand and keep it there because its easier.

10/13/2026

Ive got a buddy who sends me a steady stream of floozies on IG and he's all "man shes is HOT" and when I tell him her of is .30 cents a day he is quite quick with "well, shes not that hot"

Bro. Its thirty cents a DAY.

10/12/2026

A lovely and well considered gift.

Doug, Karen, thank you both.

10/12/2026

Shoes still a little wet from the party

10/12/2026

I had a triple threat birthday party at the house over the weekend for 2 of my good friends (and me too) were born within 5 days of each other.

After a round of malort, Carrie said "took a shot. Time to jump in the pool"

And then I jumped in the pool and when I climbed out was surprised that people were surprised.

Happy birthday, Brendan and Carrie. You two are the best.

10/12/2026

How about we live stream some Epstein arrests instead. That would be good. Shooting some dude in a wheel chair is a far cry from victory in Iran, Pete Hegseth.

10/10/2026

Always the most perfect flowers from Tuley’s Flowershop

10/10/2026

10/09/2026

So yeah. How ever I can help you, let me know. One of the many gifts that my time in media gave me was an extensive set of "a dude who knows a dude" specialists and in-field experts.

The way I repay you all is by being that person with extensive training and expertise in branding, fundraising, media relations, communications, and the ability to connect you to a dude who is going to know a dude who can help.

For real: hit me up. I have helped:

A dude who wanted to make his in universe radio stations better for a space strategy game.

A team who wanted to, and have, built out a community radio station for their mining town.

A guy who wanted to know what mic to buy and how to get into voice work.

A woman who needed help organizing an effective fundraiser for family member who was injured in a shooting.

Connected a great podcast host with an events space for a live show.

Ive directed dozens of persons and groups towards charities that fit their personal and corporate giving goals.

Connected this person with that photographer to cover their events.

And many more in the past and many more, god willing, in the future.

Just slide into my DM's or drop something on my calendar.

More? Fitz? Are you sure?