07/09/2021
Thought my mule riding H2H kids and families would enjoy this! So much truth.
Life lessons from a mule
Heās not quite a horse, nor is he a donkey. He doesnāt neigh and he doesnāt bray, instead he does this prehistoric roar/holler that can be heard in the next valley. He has no real urge to flee, but isnāt disproportionately contentious either. The mule is simultaneously the best of both worlds and a completely unique individual of his own standing.
Unlike the horse, who looks at you with expectancy, or the donkey, whose energy is that of a high powered solicitor with better things to do, the muleās gaze is steady and deliberate yet free of any agenda; he wonāt judge you by anything other than your next move. If youāre accurate and courteous in your requests, he will have a flick through your resume, arrange your next interview and generally humour you. If you are clumsy and obnoxious, he will magically morph into your mother- heās not mad at you; heās just disappointed. Heās not going to hurt you, because that may involve hurting himself- leave that pointless drama to the horses, he says. Heās just going to do what he was planning to do anyway before you came along with your big ideas, and you now have the option to either agree his was the better idea anyway or prove yourself as the supposedly most intelligent animal on the planet and come up with a better idea quick smart!
The mule does not entertain nonsense, neurosis or shenanigans. Equally, he does not expect you to be perfect; you are but a mere human after all- youāre not a mule, and he completely understands this unfortunate affliction. He just requires you to be clear, fair and logical. If truth be told, this bare minimum is what all equids require. The mule just happens to have the Herculean strength, game show host charisma and scrabble champion vocabulary to tell you to go to hell and make you look forward to the trip on the way. He is generous yet frugal, perfectionist yet amiable, sociable yet independent and kind yet has no qualms about defining his boundaries. Indeed, the key to being an extraordinary human may well be to simply look to an ordinary mule.