
06/21/2025
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It’s so hot out, those eyebrows slid right off… and honestly, we always had questions.
🍓 Our Strawberry Lemonade Mocktail is colder than a Midwest passive-aggressive “I’m fine”. Think ice-cold citrus, juicy strawberries, and the kind of thirst-quenching chill that makes your whole body go “ahhhh.”
One sip and you’ll forget all about the heat and those suspiciously symmetrical brows.
No booze. No buzz. Just crisp, fruity hydration perfect for your grandma, your pastor, or that uncle who’s suddenly on a late-night infomercial cleanse.
💸 Just $4!
Bring a friend. Bring your grandma. Bring your sober conscience. Either way, this drink is carrying the team.
🔥 It’s part of our brand new menu launching Wednesday but you can get a sneak sip today!
Because water is boring… unless it’s high-quality H2O. 💧