Jokes On You

Jokes On You One-liners preferred, all jokes excepted. We all could use a laugh.

When you are worth more to someone dead than alive, they are already dead.  I have been drained bone dry by a vampire.  ...
07/07/2020

When you are worth more to someone dead than alive, they are already dead. I have been drained bone dry by a vampire. Hope you get all the money you are dreaming of, with no time in your life left to spend

Provided to YouTube by Rhino A Case of You · Joni Mitchell Blue ℗ 1971 Warner Records Inc. Engineer: Henry Lewy Guitar, Producer, Vocals: Joni Mitchell Write...

I stopped paying attention. lost my focus.
07/07/2020

I stopped paying attention. lost my focus.

The official Digging In The Dirt video. Directed and Produced by John Downer. The first single from Peter's sixth album, US, released in 1992. The album US c...

This is better than what I could come up with.  Talkers talk because they do not know, those who know say virtually noth...
07/05/2020

This is better than what I could come up with. Talkers talk because they do not know, those who know say virtually nothing. You can't think and talk at the same time.

From "Main Offender" solo album (1992).

freedom is awesome
07/03/2020

freedom is awesome

CD Nighthawks at the diner | Elektra 1975 | All my friends are married Every Tom and Dick and Harry You must be strong if you're to go it alone Here's to the...

bye bye, what a relief. freedom is great!!
07/03/2020

bye bye, what a relief. freedom is great!!

Provided to YouTube by Rhino/Elektra There She Goes · John Prine Bruised Orange ℗ 1978 Elektra Entertainment Auto-generated by YouTube.

nursing home in a little while. Boogie I will!!!
07/02/2020

nursing home in a little while. Boogie I will!!!

Provided to YouTube by Warner Records Old Folks Boogie · Little Feat Time Loves A Hero ℗ 1977 Warner Records Inc. Keyboards, Synthesizer: Bill Payne Engineer...

yep
06/17/2020

yep

"What we've got here is failure to communicate....

06/14/2020

How do you catch a wild rabbit? You sneak up on em. How do you catch a domestic Rabbit? Tame way.

Address

3136 Gunnells Lane
Oxford, AL

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Jokes On You posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Share