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Neanderthals FFC Prehistoric fun for the modern family. Axe throwing, leagues & parties in Oregon City. Gather your tribe and book your lane!

💃🕺 BIG NEWS FOR OUR LINE DANCERS! 🕺💃We’re giving the dance floor at NEANDERTHALS an upgrade! 🎉Out with the old floor and...
10/07/2026

💃🕺 BIG NEWS FOR OUR LINE DANCERS! 🕺💃

We’re giving the dance floor at NEANDERTHALS an upgrade! 🎉

Out with the old floor and in with a brand-new floor that’ll be easier on your feet and joints — because apparently dancing for two hours on concrete isn’t very modern family of us. 😂

We’re working hard to have it ready for THIS THURSDAY NIGHT!

🤠 Line Dancing at Neanderthals
📅 Thursday
⏰ 7–9 PM
💵 Just $5 per person

Beginners? YES!
Experienced dancers? YES!
Kids, adults, seniors? YES!
Two left feet? ABSOLUTELY! 😂

All ages, all sizes, and all experience levels are welcome. Come break in our new floor with us!

New floor. Same great music. Same great crew. A whole lot easier on those knees! ❤️

BIG Thank you to Oc haul it all ,Mike Dale and Jedd Simons for all your very hard work for putting this together with Timothy Simmons. You guys are the BEST.

🪓 THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING… BOOK YOUR PARTY NOW! 🎉🎄Whether you’re planning a birthday party, family holiday get-together,...
10/02/2026

🪓 THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING… BOOK YOUR PARTY NOW! 🎉🎄

Whether you’re planning a birthday party, family holiday get-together, company Christmas party, or team celebration, skip the same old dinner-and-small-talk and bring your crew to Neanderthals Family Fun Center!

Our Group Event Discounts are available NOW for groups of up to 20, 30, 40, or even 80 guests! We can accommodate everything from a smaller gathering to a FULL FACILITY private event.

🎯 Axe throwing
🪓 Plenty of room for your whole tribe
🍹 Full bar & food available
😂 Friendly competition and LOTS of laughs
📸 And memories that are way more fun than another office potluck!

Only a 20% non-refundable deposit is required to reserve your date.

🔥 Holiday dates can fill quickly, so grab yours early!

👉 BOOK YOUR GROUP EVENT: NeanderthalsFFC.com
📧 Questions or need help planning? [email protected]

WE HOST — YOU PARTY!
🦴 Good Times. Epic Memories. Neanderthal Style!

09/20/2026

Them: “How can it be safe for the whole family? There are axes and alcohol!”

Us: “Seriously? We were raised on hose water and rode our bikes for miles—through cities, backroads and dark woods—without a cell phone. We used our dads' tools to create monster ramps while he was at work and kept all our fingers! This is nothing!” 😂

But seriously, we don’t leave safety to chance. While their big brothers and parents threw in the next lane over, these 3-year-old zombie hunters had their own supervised fun with soft axes and an interactive target.

Age-appropriate activities, close supervision and BIG fun for every generation—that’s how we do family time at Neanderthals! 🦴🪓🧟‍♂️

09/18/2026

No line dancing tonight 9/18/26.

09/16/2026

LINE DANCING LESSONS❤️

All ages, all genders, all experience levels — even if you have two left feet! 😂
☀️ Beat the heat in the A/C
💃 Dance-fit together as a family
👢 2 hours for only $5 per person!
🍹 Cocktails, mocktails, b**r & food available!
Kids get tired of dancing? They can throw, play games, or play Mario Kart on the BIG SCREEN while you keep dancing! 🎮🪓
Every Thursday • 7–9 PM
Come cool off, get moving & have some fun together!

🪓 SUNDAY. WE THROW. 🔥Just a reminder: Axe Throwing League starts THIS SUNDAY!Whether you’re a seasoned thrower or have n...
09/09/2026

🪓 SUNDAY. WE THROW. 🔥

Just a reminder: Axe Throwing League starts THIS SUNDAY!

Whether you’re a seasoned thrower or have never picked up an axe, this is your chance to step up to the line, test your skills, and compete with a great crew.

🎯 New faces welcome
🪓 All skill levels
🔥 Competition, laughs & good times
🏆 Come chase that bullseye

Don’t sit on the sidelines. Grab an axe and get in the game.

📅 League starts Sunday Sept 13th, 3 pm
🪓 Neanderthals FFC in Oregon City

Your Sunday just got a whole lot sharper.

Address

230 12th Street
Oregon City, OR
97045

Opening Hours

Wednesday 12pm - 9pm
Thursday 12pm - 10pm
Friday 12pm - 11pm
Saturday 12pm - 11pm
Sunday 12pm - 7pm

Telephone

+15038506729

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