troopers hollar

troopers hollar We’re Dustin & Falisha and here at trooper’s hollar, adhd makes it so we do a bit of everything.

We hope you had an amazing 4th of July! 🧨🎆Last week, I got to work on two super fun projects: a custom coloring page for...
07/09/2025

We hope you had an amazing 4th of July! 🧨🎆

Last week, I got to work on two super fun projects: a custom coloring page for someone’s family BBQ and this hand-painted banner for my aunt’s Jeep in a parade!

From fireworks to family time, we love seeing how your celebrations come to life!!! Especially when we get to be part of it. 😉

What did you do for the Fourth?
Drop your favorie photo of the weeekend below 👇 💥

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06/14/2025

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🎨💙 Thanks everyone who ordered a custom Father’s Day banner! I had SO much fun painting them! 🖌️✨Here’s a peek at some o...
06/14/2025

🎨💙 Thanks everyone who ordered a custom Father’s Day banner! I had SO much fun painting them! 🖌️✨

Here’s a peek at some of the finished banners 🧢🛠️🚗
(seriously, y’all have some awesome dads 😅)

I’ve still got a little time left to squeeze in a couple more before the weekend — if you need something last-minute to surprise Dad, Grandpa, or that honorary father figure, message me ASAP!

✅ Hand-painted
✅ Personalized for your fam
✅ Pickup in Onalaska, WA
✅ Delivery available in Lewis & Cowlitz County(possible pickup tomorrow in olympia)

📲 which banner is your favorite?

🕷️🛠️ Meet our handmade metal spider! welded from an old spoon, screws, and nails, because why not make a creepy-cool cre...
06/12/2025

🕷️🛠️ Meet our handmade metal spider!
welded from an old spoon, screws, and nails, because why not make a creepy-cool creature in our spare time?!
They’re weird. They’re awesome. And they’re officially for sale 🖤

🎉 To celebrate, we’re giving one away!! 🎉
Want to win a spider of your very own?
👉 Like this post
👉 Like our page (Trooper’s Hollar)
👉 Share this post
👉 AND drop a spider story in the comments
creepy, cute, real, or ridiculous 🕸️🕷️
We’ll pick a winner on Monday night (June 16th)
so you’ve got all weekend to enter and tell your spider tales! 🕵️‍♀️

Only $25 if you don’t want to wait!

‼️Only a few left!‼️
We will have more available soon, but they sell fast!

💸 $25 each with local pickup in Onalaska, WA
🚙 Affordable delivery available (message us for details!)
🌐 Shipping available (shipping fees apply)

🖤 Follow along to see what else we dream up in the chaos of Trooper’s Hollar!

06/11/2025

Why settle for saggy balloons and printer paper signs when you can level up your party with giant light-up marquee letters and custom hand-painted banners?This grad setup went from sad to ✨show-stopping✨ in no time!

and guess what?
You can rent the whole thing from us! (Banners custom painted) Based in Onalaska, WA and delivering all across Lewis County, Cowlitz County, and even as far as Seattle or Portland.

Need custom words, dates, or themes?
We’ve got you.

Let us know what party decor we should make next in the comments!

06/06/2025

🎓 Just finished these giant ‘GRAD’ marquee letters, a huge LED congrats, and a 2025 cutout 👩‍🎓

Perfect for photo ops, stage setups, or party backdrops!

We’re officially renting them out!!!!!

message us here if you want to grab them for your graduation, senior night, or summer celebration 💡

📍 Free pickup in Onalaska, WA
🚚 delivery available — fee based on distance (just ask!)
✨ Built by hand, with love (and lots of caffeine)
📩 Message us to book or ask questions!

And yep—we can also make custom marquee letters, numbers, words, or names for your next event! Whether it’s a wedding, birthday, or business event, we’d love to bring your idea to life 🛠️

This was my trial piece for launching custom, hand-painted banners (I’m hopping to donate it to Ony High school) and I’m...
06/06/2025

This was my trial piece for launching custom, hand-painted banners (I’m hopping to donate it to Ony High school) and I’m officially open for orders! Whether it’s for a grad party, birthday, retirement, baby shower, corporate event, you name it, I’ll work with you to create something personal and fun that sets the vibe. I can use your event colors, party themes, or inspo photos!

📏 Banner Details:
• Made on thick craft paper
• 35” tall, up to 10ft long
• $10/foot base price, with price adjustments based on complexity

🚗 Pickup Options:
• Free pickup in Onalaska
• $5 delivery/pickup in Chehalis
• Shipping available—just message me for a quote!

🎉 LAUNCH DEAL:
First 10 banner orders get 10% off—just follow Trooper’s Hollar here on Facebook to qualify!

📩 Message me directly on this page to start a custom order or ask questions!

🖤🫶 Not looking to buy right now but still want to support?
Share this post with your friends—someone you know might be planning a party and would love a custom banner!

06/06/2025

Trooper’s Hollar is Back, Baby

Been quiet for a while, but that’s just because we’ve been busy…
Going from working my life away to finally starting a whole new business and trying to turn our 5-acre chaos farm into a side hustle that keeps the lights on 💡

We started this page with handmade jewelry and big creative energy and now it’s time to go even bigger.
We’re still Trooper’s Hollar. Still handmade. Still a little feral 🐐🎨

Only now, we’re not just selling jewelry (we’re still making it, still attempting to photograph it, still pretending we understand Etsy), but life’s weird.

So here we are:
✨ Building a party rental business from scratch
✨ Giant marquee letters
✨ Custom-painted banners
✨ Themed party setups
✨ And fully embracing our creative chaos

No investors. No trust funds. Just broken tools, MS, and sarcasm 🔩🧠😅

It’s messy. It’s covered in sawdust.
And there’s a zero percent chance I don’t get shot in the leg with a nail gun 😬

And these stoners are loving every second 🌿🔥

This page is about to turn into a behind-the-scenes circus of builds, blunders, and weird projects.
We’re not ready to rent just yet , but we’re close. And we want to take you along while we build it.

We’ve got goats, broken power tools, and a dream.
Follow along if you like DIY wins, fails, dog sabotage, and slow-motion meltdowns.
Or if you ever need something ridiculous for your next event 🎉🛠️

We’re about to light up the PNW — one backyard at a time. 💡🌲

I wanted to apologize for completely disappearing!most on this page are friends and family, but for the few that’s arnt,...
05/10/2024

I wanted to apologize for completely disappearing!

most on this page are friends and family, but for the few that’s arnt, or maybe missed the update: life’s been an absolute mess since Christmas, if it hasn’t been one thing it’s another, but mainly: Dustin has been in and out of hospital, doctors, neurologists, cognitive therapy, physical therapy, occupational therapy all for just more rounds of questions. It’s acting like MS, but not all the markers for MS are there so we are waiting for specialist in Seattle now. And just as he was starting to feel better he’s now having another flare up (thankfully we caught it on an MRI at the start and middle with how many they have him taking)

Plus we had 2 senior dogs in the house that have not been doing well and required a lot of care for simple tasks. Unfortunately we said goodbye to trooper on 18th of last month and we don’t know how many days are left with Milo.

All that to say: I havnt touched clay/ jewelry for months. we havnt had many days without an appointment and there just wasn’t much time to juggle it all. Thankfully (even though he is currently in a flare up) he is feeling and doing so much better, so hopefully I will be back posting all kinds of fun creations soon. Anything in particular you’d like to see?

Plus, meet Pancake 🥞 our newest Fur baby!

Happy national Georgia day Free shipping today to anyone in Georgia
02/12/2024

Happy national Georgia day
Free shipping today to anyone in Georgia

Speaking of snacks 🥚🥔🥐 …What’s your favorite thing to snack on? Blank cards 💲5️⃣ OR price of earrings +💲3️⃣ for matching...
02/10/2024

Speaking of snacks 🥚🥔🥐 …
What’s your favorite thing to snack on?

Blank cards 💲5️⃣ OR price of earrings +💲3️⃣ for matching card and earring set. See individual pictures for matching earring options and prices.

Happy National pizza 🍕 day Think someone in your life looks like a snack? Be sure to tell them with some fun food themed...
02/10/2024

Happy National pizza 🍕 day

Think someone in your life looks like a snack? Be sure to tell them with some fun food themed cards and earrings. 🍕🍿🧀

Blank watercolor painted cards with envelopes 💲5️⃣ or the cost of the earrings +💲3️⃣ for matching card and earring sets. See individual pictures for matching earring options and prices.

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