The Grouchy Goose

08/15/2026

🌿 WEEKEND AT THE GROUCHY GOOSE 🪿

Come spend the weekend on one of the prettiest stretches of the Guadalupe River!

Saturday — Open 12:30 PM
Sunday — Open 1:00 PM

🍺 Beer, wine & seltzers
🌊 Beautiful Guadalupe River access
🌳 Huge cypress trees & plenty of shade
🛟 Bring your floats & water chairs
🪑 Bring a chair and settle in for the day
🚗 FREE parking & FREE entry
🏍️ Shaded motorcycle parking
🚫 No outside alcohol or coolers
👟 Water shoes recommended
⚠️ The Grouchy Goose is NOT a tube take-out location

Come swim, float, relax and enjoy River Road the way it’s supposed to be.

📍 The Grouchy Goose
8400 River Road • New Braunfels, TX

See y’all on the river! 🪿🌊

08/09/2026

Cool people! Cool water! Cool Energy!!

08/08/2026

08/06/2026

The River is Rolling great again this weekend, don’t miss Out!!

08/02/2026

🤫 Shhh… keep it a secret.

The Grouchy Goose is open today at 1 PM!

Enjoy FREE parking, FREE entry, and FREE river access. Grab a chair in the water, crack open a cold one, and soak up the good vibes.

Please no outside alcohol or coolers. Dogs are welcome but must remain on a leash.

Just don’t tell everyone… 😉🍻🪿

08/01/2026

The beer and the river are both flowing at 250 CFS this weekend at The Grouchy Goose! 🍻🌊

The Guadalupe is running at a beautiful refreshing level, perfect for relaxing in the water with a cold drink and good company.

🍺 Beer, wine, cider & seltzers available
🌮 Food truck onsite
🪑 Chairs & floats for the river are welcome
🚫 No outside alcohol or coolers
🚫 Not a river launch or take-out location

Come Get Loose at the Goose this Saturday and Sunday and enjoy one of the best riverside spots on the Guadalupe!