The Gastro Gnome

The Gastro Gnome In this tough economy, going out for fine dining is often not an option. Sit down and enjoy your meal while the Gnome takes care of the mess.

The Gastro Gnome was created to provide quality culinary instruction, nutritional advice and a great experience to share with friends and knowledge to last a lifetime.We also provide catering from intimate dinners for two to parties of up to 150. The Gnome can teach you the skills and give you the confidence to have fine dining at home. For a special occasion, consider a cooking party where everyone gets involved making a complete meal. All of this in the comfort of your own home.

06/24/2018

The gnome has been absent for quite some time as the gnome's bestie, Chef Kate has been ill. Summer recipes should start popping soon!

02/01/2017

A big shout out to the Gnome's bestie, Chef Kate, on becoming the Director of Catering at Tiffin Man Global Kitchen!

01/30/2017

After eating your delicious and succulent roasted poultry, save the carcass for making stock.

Stock
Bones of poultry, beef, pork
I stalk of celery, cut to fit in stock pot
1 carrot, cut to fit in stock pot
2-4 garlic cloves, lightly smashed with side of knife
2-3 bay leaves
1 t of peppercorns (the Gnome prefers the mixed)
2 allspice berries (optional)
Kosher salt to taste

Place bones in 450 F oven just until browned.
Place browned bones, add very cold water to cover, plus 1 inch
Add veg and spices
Bring to a boil, reduce heat to simmer and partially cover pot.
Simmer 4-5 hours for brown chicken stock
Simmer 45 minutes for vegetable stock
Simmer 8 hours for beef or veal stock
The water should barely be simmering, just a bubble or two coming to the surface.

This may seem like a lot of work or time, but totally worth it. Stock may be frozen to use at a later date.

01/30/2017

Some tips on a perfect roasted chicken!

If you wash your bird (the French do not), dry it thoroughly inside and out.

The ideal temperature is 165 F, using a meat thermometer, take it our of the oven at 155. The residual heat will bring the bird up to temp in 10 minutes. This allows the bird to stay more moist.

Do nut place stuffing inside the bird, it comes into contact with raw poultry juices and by the time it comes to the proper temperature the bird is over done and dried out.

Do place aromatics in the cavity. The Gnome recommends garlic cloves, 1/4 of an onion, 1/2 of a lemon, fresh thyme if in your budget and a few fresh sage leaves, peppercorns and Kosher salt.

Using the same seasoning in the cavity, season some butter or olive oil and rub under the skin, DON'T TEAR THE SKIN! and rob on top of skin as well.

When carving poultry of any kind, take the breast off whole and slice it horizontally.

The Gnome sincerely hopes this information is helpful. You may interrogate the Gnome anytime!

01/30/2017

Some ideas for a romantic Valentine's Day Dinner.
If it's within your budget, lamb chops marinated in olive oil infused with rosemary and garlic served medium rare.

A small wheel of Brie with Kosher salt sprinkled on top, drizzled with honey and encased in puff pastry, served with a good selection of crackers or warmed pita bread. If one is feeling brave enough, use phyllo brushed with butter to encase the brie. Warm in oven until the pastry or phyllo is crisp.

If one is lucky enough to score fresh figs, cut open, place a small spoonful of goat cheese, a candied walnut or pecan, bake a few minutes to melt the cheese and drizzle with honey.

01/29/2017

One of the Gnome's favorite breakfast to serve on Valentine's Day is deceptively simple and positively decadent.

Eggs Benedict with a twist

You will need puff pastry, luckily that's available in the freezer section of your grocery store. Use the cup kind.

Bake the pastry shells per directions.
Gently poach your eggs making sure to leave the yolk slightly runny.
Place lox or smoked salmon in the bottom of the cup.
place the poached eggs on top, The Gnome likes to use quail egg as they are smaller. Conveniently located at you r local Asian market.
Prepare your Hollandaise sauce (packet or scratch) add a generous amount of hot sauce to the the Hollandaise. The Gnome likes chili lime Cholula. If you're feeling adventurous use lime instead of lemon.
Sprinkle with smoked paprika.
Voila!

01/29/2017

Valentines recipes arriving shortly. The Gnome is available to do an intimate dinner for two in your own home!

09/30/2016

The Gnome is available to cater your Halloween parties, Thanksgiving dinners, Holiday parties and more. Consider having a cooking party with your friends or co-workers. Professional instruction and a wonderful meal at the end while the Gnome cleans up.

09/29/2016

Although the Gnome has posted this before, she believes it bears repeating.

A list of herbs and spices one must have in one's kitchen:

Ground Cumin
Basil
Vietnamese Cinnamon
Bay Leaves
Smoked Paprika
Thyme
Garlic Powder
Mediterranean or Mexican Oregano
Onion Powder
Rosemary
Whole Nutmeg
Red Pepper Flakes
Coriander Powder
Cayenne Pepper
Ground Cloves
Whole Cloves
Chinese Five Spice
Turmeric
Curry Powder
Yellow Mustard
White Pepper
Cardamon Powder
Allspice Powder
Chili Powder
Ginger Root Powder

To add to this list, whole peppercorns and a grinder and Kosher salt (lowest in sodium for some odd reason)

Toodles!

09/29/2016

Fall fell fast. That would be the loud noise heard in Minnesota 2 days ago. This can only mean one of two things, you can either stew about it or you can STEW BABY!

Here are some stew basics.

The best meats for stew are the tougher cuts. They are more flavorful, but do require a longer and slow cooking method. the meat should be cut in even chunks and then dredged in seasoned flour. This will aid in thickening the stew. Brown the meat on all in a small amount of peanut or vegetable oil, does the Gnome need to tell you to use a heavy bottom dutch oven? The Gnome's bestie Chef Kate's favorites are lamb or goat with beef coming in a close third, pork is great as well. Should you prefer fish, meatier steaks like halibut, snapper, grouper are good candidates (sorry, stupid election affecting vocabulary at present).

Remove the nicely browned meaty chunks and add chopped veggies. A mirepoix is onion, carrot and celery, the "trinity" is onion, celery and green pepper. Saute until some color is achieved. This is the time to add your dried herbs and spices. When something is stewed, dried instead of fresh ALWAYS. Deglaze, yes the Gnome wrote deglaze, the pot with your liquid, Beef, lamb, fish or chicken stock, wine or beer, whatever the danged recipe calls for, scraping up the tasty bits on the bottom. Put your meaty bits back in the pot and add enough liquid to cover said protein and bring to a simmer - note SIMMER, not boil. Cover tightly and finish the stewing process in the oven at about 300 f.

Fish should be about 10 minutes, chicken perhaps an hour and beef, lamb, pork and goat up to 2 hours. Again, read the recipe. May I remind the readers that one must read a recipe all the way through before even starting. Saves wailing and gnashing of teeth, temper tantrums and food waste. Not to mention another trip to the market for more stuff.

Crusty bread, good company and some rockin' tunes complete the scenario. If you have a fireplace use it!

Enjoy my lovelies.

07/26/2016

Another lovely thing during a Crohn's flare is variations on mashed potatoes. Although the Gnome does not approve, ahem, of instant, they do come in handy for something quick. Here are some tasty additions to think about.

Goat cheese (no lactose) with garlic and onion.
Slowly stir in a beaten egg, add tarragon, marjoram and thyme.
With a drier potato, add onion powder and fry until crisp.

Potassium Heaven!

07/26/2016

The Gnome has a few roamers who are gluten intolerant, a few yummies for them to scarf. This is a lovely fritatta, ALLERGY FREE!!!!!

1 large russet potato
6 eggs
1 t Kosher salt
1/2 t freshly ground black pepper
1/4 c chopped fresh Italian parsley (or try arugula)
2 T olive oil
1 onion chopped
1/4 c chopped red bell pepper
1/4 c chopped fresh mushrooms (the Gnome likes shiitake)
1/2 c chopped ham
1 tomato, sliced
1/4 c shredded cheddar cheese (or maybe Gouda, or perhaps Swiss)

Bring a medium pot of salted water to a boil. Add potato and cook until tender but still firm, about 15 minutes. Drain, cool, peel and slice, heat oven to 350 degrees F.. Beat together eggs, salt, pepper and parsley.In a cast iron skillet, heat olive oil over medium-high heat. Saute onion and red pepper until soft, then stir in mushrooms. When mushrooms start to shrink, add the chopped ham, potato and tomato slices. Pour in the egg mixture; gently stir to combine. Sprinkle cheese on top of eggs and place skillet in preheated oven. Bake until eggs are firm, about 10 to 15 minutes. Allow to cool briefly before serving.Fer yum

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