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Half A Services We bring the asses, you bring the party. Beer donkeys for unforgettable events! 🍻🫏🥳

Hey y’all, Ernie & Eleanor here! 🫏🤎We sincerely apologize for being a little MIA the past few months. Our owners have be...
08/18/2026

Hey y’all, Ernie & Eleanor here! 🫏🤎

We sincerely apologize for being a little MIA the past few months. Our owners have been BUSY busy.. between getting married themselves, their jobs, & just life in general, things have been a little crazy around here! But life is good, everyone is happy, & we figured it was about time we showed our sweet faces again!

Speaking of wedding.. here’s a little throwback to the most recent wedding we attended back in MAY. 😅 Yep.. it really has been a hot minute since we’ve been anywhere!

But don’t worry, we haven’t retired from the wedding business! 💐 We would LOVE to be a part of your upcoming fall wedding & are still booking dates! We’re ready to put on our flowers, pack the drinks, & get back to work. 🍻

Thanks for sticking around while our humans got their lives together! We can’t wait to see where we get to go next!

— Ernie & Eleanor 🫶🏻

📸: Kellie Cahill

We tried to order bunnies.. this is what showed up 🐰 Hoppy Easter from your favorite little asses 😏
04/05/2026

We tried to order bunnies.. this is what showed up 🐰

Hoppy Easter from your favorite little asses 😏

Plot twist: the prettiest girl at the party has four hooves & a flower crown 🌸🥹
02/18/2026

Plot twist: the prettiest girl at the party has four hooves & a flower crown 🌸🥹

Roses are red, violets are blue, we bring the booze & the attitude 🥂Your big day needs a kick of sass,& nothing says “I ...
02/14/2026

Roses are red, violets are blue,
we bring the booze & the attitude 🥂

Your big day needs a kick of sass,
& nothing says “I do” like a fine little ass 😏

Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️‍🔥

Our sweet Eleanor.. one year ago today 🥹
02/07/2026

Our sweet Eleanor.. one year ago today 🥹

Tomorrow is February 1st, which means Valentine’s mode is activated 💕 😏Ernie is officially Cupid now & this little ass i...
02/01/2026

Tomorrow is February 1st, which means Valentine’s mode is activated 💕 😏

Ernie is officially Cupid now & this little ass is about to ruin somebody’s love life 😈

🚨ATTENTION, I’m Ernie🚨 I’m the other miniature donkey with a BIG personality and a reputation to maintain. I may be the ...
01/10/2026

🚨ATTENTION, I’m Ernie🚨

I’m the other miniature donkey with a BIG personality and a reputation to maintain.

I may be the fun-sized ass… & occasional turd, but I have very strong opinions & I’m not afraid to share them.

You can usually find me:
▫️Testing boundaries just to see what I can get away with
▫️ Making noise for absolutely no reason…or a very good reason, I love my snacks
▫️ Standing in the way so everyone knows I’m involved

Bribes are accepted in the form of treats. (My favorite is vanilla wafers😉) Approval is earned, not guaranteed.

Can’t wait to meet you! Behave yourselves 😈

All we wanted for Christmas was more ass in Santa hats… and wow, did Santa show up🎅🏼AI could never 😏 Merry Christmas fro...
12/25/2025

All we wanted for Christmas was more ass in Santa hats… and wow, did Santa show up🎅🏼

AI could never 😏

Merry Christmas from your favorites! 🎄❤️

Hey y’all, I’m Eleanor 👑I’m a grey & white miniature donkey with a BIG personality. I may be small, but I definitely run...
12/21/2025

Hey y’all, I’m Eleanor 👑

I’m a grey & white miniature donkey with a BIG personality. I may be small, but I definitely run the place.

You can usually find me:
▫️Letting everyone know when it should be snack time (and that they’re late)
▫️Watching… judging… supervising…side eyeing 👀

I love attention, scratches, and compliments.. especially compliments.

I’m also the most photogenic one here, so don’t be surprised if I steal the spotlight in every picture 📸

Graham crackers are my snack of choice, so come prepared if you’d like my approval. 💁🏽‍♀️

I can’t wait to meet you! ✨

Hi everyone!We are proudly introducing Half Ass Services! 🫏 We bring b**r donkeys to weddings, parties, and other events...
12/16/2025

Hi everyone!

We are proudly introducing Half Ass Services! 🫏

We bring b**r donkeys to weddings, parties, and other events across the Texas panhandle 🍻

Why choose us?
▫️We provide friendly, well-trained donkeys with loads of personality
▫️We deliver drinks, smiles, & photo ops that steal the show 📸

📍Based in Miami, Texas
🗓️ Booking now - reserve our donkeys today!

Message us before your party realizes they’re missing an ass or two! 🤭

Trevor Rosso & Hannah Marie Rosso 🤵🏼‍♂️👰🏼‍♀️

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Miami, TX
79059

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