Don Paella Catering

08/23/2026

Seafood Paella 🦐🦑🐟

When somebody says “Can you add a little seafood?” apparently we don't understand the word little. 😂

Shrimp, mussels, calamari, chicken, chorizo and enough seafood on top that we're starting to have zoning problems in the paella pan. 🤣

At Don Paella Catering, we don't believe in making you dig through 3 pounds of rice looking for one lonely shrimp. 👀😂

SEAFOOD PAELLA — DON PAELLA STYLE

Thank you to all our amazing customers who continue trusting us with their celebrations. We truly appreciate your loyalty and support!

📞 Call or Text (305) 815-8818
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Paella Campesina 🍍🌽

Some people put a little parsley in the middle and call it decoration…
We planted the whole damn pineapple. 🍍🤣😂

Our Paella Campesina comes loaded with chicken, pork, chorizo, corn, peppers, peas, olives, pineapple and enough sabor cubano to make your abuela come outside and inspect the pan. 😂🇨🇺
And yes… the pineapple has its own VIP section. 😎🍍

A huge THANK YOU to our customers for continuing to choose Don Paella Catering. Every event, every recommendation and every repeat customer means a lot to us. ❤️

Call or Text (305) 815-8818

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08/23/2026

Happy 80th birthday 🎂 Thank you for choosing us to cater such a special day. We wish your mom many more birthdays celebrations ahead 😊 Thanks to our crew Rebecca and Giuseppe for making this a success

08/23/2026

08/20/2026

Seafood Paella for only $420.00 cooked live at your event. Mention this reel to receive a $35 discount. Remember all of our Paellas include our delicious fresh house salad and dinner rolls. You can add Maduros or Tostones for $1.95 more per person. Check out our full menu and prices at www.donpaella.com/menu-1

Call or Text Youry at (305) 815-8818

08/20/2026

THIS is what happens when Chef Giuseppe is left unsupervised near a paella pan. 😂🔥

He starts with a little rice… then apparently decides the entire ocean needs to participate. 🤣

Shrimp, mussels, calamari, chicken, chorizo, peppers, olives, lime… at this point the paella needs its own ZIP code. 😂🥘

But the best part isn't just what's in the pan. It's the people around it. ❤️

To our amazing customers, THANK YOU for your loyalty, your trust, and for choosing Don Paella Catering again and again to be part of your celebrations. Every birthday, wedding, family gathering, corporate event and backyard party you invite us to means more to us than you know. 🙏❤️

We bring the paella.
You bring the people.
Chef Giuseppe brings enough food to feed the people AND their neighbors. 🤣

📞 Planning your next event? Call or text (305) 815-8818

💰 Want $35 OFF your order? Comment “DON PAELLA CATERING” below 👇

And SHARE this with that friend who says “just a little bit for me” and comes back with a plate looking like Mount Everest. 😂



THIS is what happens when Chef Giuseppe is left unsupervised near a paella pan. 😂🔥

He starts with a little rice… then apparently decides the entire ocean needs to participate. 🤣

Shrimp, mussels, calamari, chicken, chorizo, peppers, olives, lime… at this point the paella needs its own ZIP code. 😂🥘

But the best part isn't just what's in the pan. It's the people around it. ❤️

To our amazing customers, THANK YOU for your loyalty, your trust, and for choosing Don Paella Catering again and again to be part of your celebrations. Every birthday, wedding, family gathering, corporate event and backyard party you invite us to means more to us than you know. 🙏❤️

We bring the paella.
You bring the people.
Chef Giuseppe brings enough food to feed the people AND their neighbors. 🤣🤣

📞 Planning your next event? Call or text (305) 815-8818

💰 Want $35 OFF your order? Comment “DON PAELLA CATERING” below 👇

And SHARE this with that friend who says “just a little bit for me” and comes back with a plate looking like Mount Everest. 😂😂😂

08/16/2026

🚨 INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY OF THE CENTURY 🚨

Don Paella Catering is proud to announce our newest completely serious and scientifically questionable business venture: Sarganure™ 🐄💩🌊

Our revolutionary plan is simple. We bring cows to South Beach, let them eat the sargassum, collect the valuable final product with our patented Moo-Doo Collector 3000™, clean them up with biodegradable cow wipes, and sell the finished fertilizer for an outrageous profit.

Next stop: Cancún! 🤣

It’s green. It’s organic. It’s sustainable. And most importantly, it smells like money. 💰💩

Sarganure™: Saving our beautiful planet, one bag of s**t at a time. 🌎

No cows were harmed during the preliminary tests. Their dignity, however, is still under investigation. 🙄🐄

Who would like to invest with Don Paella Catering in this extremely lucrative business opportunity?

Who thinks this is the greatest idea ever created?

Our premium final product will be available at a store near you very soon, assuming Elon Musk doesn’t buy us out first. 😂🚀

Serious investors only. Minimum investment: one pallet of Black Kow manure and a complete lack of common sense. 🤣

Cancun OrganicFertilizer CowPowered BusinessOpportunity ThisIsSatire

08/10/2026

08/05/2026

Mi hermano, esto no necesita presentación… CONGRÍ Y LECHÓN ASADO. 🇨🇺🔥

El dúo cubano que nunca falla. Congrí bien cargadito de sabor, cebollita por arriba y un lechón asado que cuando llega a la fiesta hasta el que dijo “yo no tengo hambre” aparece con un plato en la mano. 😂

Aquí no contamos calorías… contamos cuántas veces repetiste.

Perfecto para cumpleaños, bodas, eventos corporativos, reuniones familiares o simplemente porque cualquier excusa es buena para formar tremenda comelata.

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Y ahora vamos a formar el debate cubano del día: Según la parte de Cuba de donde eres, ¿cómo le decían en tu casa: Congrí, Arroz Moro, Moros y Cristianos… o para ti son platos completamente diferentes? 👀👇

Pon de qué parte de Cuba eres y cómo le dices tú. Vamos a ver si resolvemos esto… o terminamos formando otra guerra civil en los comentarios. 😆

Y mándaselo a ese socio que dice “yo como poquito” y después acaba raspando el fondo de la bandeja.

07/31/2026

Who else thinks a backyard with a lake view deserves a giant Paella Campesina? 🙋‍♂️🥘

This beauty is loaded with chicken, pork, smoked sausage, fresh vegetables, sweet corn, pineapple, olives, peas, and our signature saffron rice, all cooked fresh on-site while your guests enjoy the show.

🔥 Want to save $35? Comment "Don Paella Catering" below and we'll send you a $35 discount on your next catering order!

Share this post with someone planning a wedding, birthday, graduation, corporate event, or family party. They might owe you a plate! 😄

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¿Quién más piensa que un patio con vista al lago merece una tremenda Paella Campesina? 🥘

Esta belleza lleva pollo, cerdo, chorizo ahumado, vegetales frescos, maíz dulce, piña, aceitunas, petit pois y nuestro arroz azafranado, todo cocinado en vivo frente a tus invitados.

🔥 ¿Quieres ahorrar $35? Escribe "Don Paella Catering" en los comentarios y te enviaremos un descuento de $35 para tu próxima orden de catering.

📲 Comparte esta publicación con alguien que esté organizando una boda, cumpleaños, graduación, evento corporativo o fiesta familiar. ¡Te pueden invitar a comer! 😄

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