06/13/2026
🕶️🚔 ED & SHARON’S CLOSED TODAY : THEY’RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD 🚔🕶️
Folks, we regret to inform you that Ed & Sharon’s will be CLOSED today Saturday June 13th because Mark and Sally have embarked on a very important mission trip.
After Friday night, witnesses reported seeing Mark dressed as John Belushi and Sally dressed as Dan Aykroyd, climbing into an old black vehicle with a full tank of gas, half a pack of ci******es, sunglasses on, and absolutely no clear plan.
When asked where they were headed, Mark simply looked over his sunglasses and said:
“We’re on a mission from God.”
Rumor has it they’re traveling across the countryside trying to save a struggling orphanage, reunite the band, dodge angry nuns, and spread goodwill wherever the road takes them. Along the way they’ve reportedly been chased by state troopers, mistaken for traveling evangelists, and banned from at least one church potluck after Sally attempted to play harmonica during communion.
As always, Mark insists this is all perfectly normal.
So while Jake and Elwood—err, Mark and Sally—are out saving the world one mission at a time, we’ll be taking the day off. ( Not really we are catering the Corning Fire Dept Raffle)
We’ll reopen the following day, Sunday June 14th.
🎵 Everybody needs somebody to love… and apparently somebody to save the orphanage. 🎵
God bless, drive safe, and remember:
“We’re on a mission from God.” Mark reminded Sally as she wants to stop at a few casinos.😎🕶️🚔