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06/07/2026

BREAKING: "DÉGAGE!" French villagers tell Pete Hegseth to G**O of their solemn D-Day ceremony in Normandy!

Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth’s trip to commemorate the D-Day landings in Normandy was met with outright disgust by locals near the cemetery, who openly protested his presence and called him a disgrace to the values the Allies fought for.

In the village of Langrune-sur-Mer, residents and civic groups made it crystal clear they did not want him there. One local leader said Hegseth holds “values contrary to democracy, human rights, and peace,” while another bluntly labeled him as representing “colonial, warmongering, racist, far-right values.”

The civic group Langrune en Commun released a scathing statement demanding his visit be canceled, saying it would dishonor the memory of the young American, British, and Canadian soldiers who died on those beaches fighting for freedom.

True to form, Pentagon Pete failed to show the exhibit the humility and gratitude for sacrifice called for on such an occasion, the anniversary of one of the most sacred days in military history.

Hegseth used his speech to take shots at European allies for not joining Trump’s war in Iran, and to inject MAGA politics into the commemoration by hideously comparing the heroic D-Day landing with the arrival of migrant boats in Europe.

The competition is very tough, but as the main purveyor of the U.S. military’s new regressive might-makes-right-and-screw-everybody-else attitude towards world affairs, it’s safe to say that Hegseth is among the greatest embarrassments in the Trump administration apart from the boss himself.

If I was a villager in Langrune-sur-Mer, I’d sign on to the statement too. As the head of the U.S. military, Hegseth desecrates the memory of the brave men and women who made the ultimate sacrifice 80 years ago so that we could be free.

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06/07/2026

BREAKING: WORST MELTDOWN EVER? Trump freaks out and runs away from a Meet the Press interview after going on INSANE, demented rant about how the media is mean to him!

He is SUCH a baby…

The president of the United States has once again thrown a huge tantrum and walked out of an interview with the media, this time over being challenged on his ridiculous lies about our elections.

Lately, Trump has been alleging that the primary election playing out in California is rigged (because the Republican is losing) and Welker called him out on it…only to see him flip out and leave.

"It was a dirty election. And it's happening again right now in California. Right now it's looking, look at what's happening in California. It's four days. are doing well in California. California...they're not, they're dropping fast because it's a rigged election. Let me tell you, it's four days and they aren't even close to coming up," complained Trump.

“You know why they're doing that? Because they're cheating on the election. There's –"

“Do you have evidence to support–” breaks in Welker.

“All I have to do is look. And I listen, and I listen to people. Do you think it’s appropriate that they have an election that takes five days to count-” said Trump.

“State and local officials admit its taking time,” Welker tries to say.

“No, they’re crooked! Just like you’re crooked. Your press is crooked. Meet The Press is crooked. You’re crooked or you’re stupid. You play right into their hands with this crap. You know that these elections are rigged. Your network knows that they're rigged. You know that I won an election in a landslide and I got 94 % bad press. You know why I got that? Because you have no credibility,” rants Trump.

“You've never presented evidence that it was rigged!” responded Welker.
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“We're like a third-world country. Your elections are crooked, and you're crooked and Meet the Press is crooked, and so is ABC and CBS and CNN.”

“You're one-sided crooked network. Let's call it quits because I've had enough. Thank you, darling. Have a good–"

Welker pleaded with him to stay: “Mr. President, let's please I traveled all the way to Wisconsin. I've traveled all the way…”

But it was no use.

Trump’s behavior during this interview is astonishing to behold. He is ranting and raving with hatred and spite dripping from his voice, it is so very obvious that he is not mentally together and has no business being the president.

He lives in a delusional world constructed entirely of his own ego, and we need to ship him off to the padded cell where he belongs.

25th. Amendment. Now.

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