06/22/2026
She’s moved on 🤩
Free to a Good Home: One Very Productive Kombucha Blob!
I have a mature kombucha SCOBY and starter tea that is officially ready to leave the nest.
She is healthy, active, slightly weird-looking, and has been faithfully doing what kombucha mothers do best: turning sweet tea into something tangy, bubbly, and suspiciously wholesome.
This is free to a good home for someone who wants to start brewing kombucha at home.
Requirements for adoption:
You must be willing to feed her sweet tea.
You must not be afraid of floating beige things.
You must promise not to call her “mold” in front of her.
You must be prepared for the possibility that she will multiply and eventually take over a corner of your kitchen.
Included:
1 mature SCOBY
Basic instructions if you need them
A sense of mild responsibility
Local pickup only at the Marble Falls kitchen
Comment below or message me if you’d like to adopt this strange little kitchen pet 🤩