Hissy Chick

10/18/2026

🚨 SUNDAY FUNDAY, HISSY CHICK STYLE! 🩵🐔

Y’all get TWO chances to get your Hissy Chick fix tomorrow! 🙌🔥

📍 Hissy Chick Express at The Deck
Courtney will be holding it down at the storefront from 11–3 PM!

🍺 Lone Pint Brewery
Noah & Devyn are bringing the FLAVOR to Lone Pint from 4–7ish PM! 🍻
🎶 Jukebox BINGO starts at 4pm

That’s TWO locations, for YOU 🫶✨️

Grab your Hand Crafted chicken sandwich, some of our famous chicken salad, or a little something sweet and make Sunday delicious! Don't forget about our FALL FAVORITES 🍂

Tag your Sunday crew and tell us WHERE we’re seeing you! 👇🏼

📍 The Deck or 🍺 Lone Pint?

You bring the appetite. We’ll handle the rest. 🩵

10/16/2026

☀️🩵 Y’ALL… IT’S OFFICIALLY PATIO WEATHER!! 🩵☀️

The weather is giving ✨ lunch on the patio ✨ and we are HERE FOR IT! 🙌🐔

Grab your Hissy Chick favorites, snag a seat outside, soak up that sunshine, and make your Friday lunch plans EASY! 😎

🐔 Chicken sandwiches & quesadillas
🥗 Magnolia’s Favorite Chicken Salad
🍂 Fall specials
🩵✨ Famous Blue Sparkle Lemonade

📍 Hissy Chick Express at The Deck
5802 FM 1488 | Magnolia, TX
⏰ HERE TODAY 11 AM – 3 PM!
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Bring your appetite, bring a friend, and come enjoy this gorgeous weather with us! ☀️🩵

Good food. Fresh air. Zero dishes. 😉

10/16/2026

🩵🐔 FRIDAY CALLED… IT WANTS HISSY CHICK! 🌶️🙌

Magnolia, we’re HERE and ready to handle your lunch cravings! 🤤

🐔 Chicken sandwiches
🥗 Magnolia’s Favorite Chicken Salad
🌯 Quesadillas & sliders
🍂 Fall specials you don’t want to miss!
🩵✨ Famous Blue Sparkle Lemonade

Skip the sad desk lunch and make Friday a little more delicious! 😉

⏰ TODAY: 11 AM – 3 PM
📍 Hissy Chick Express at The Deck
5802 FM 1488 | Magnolia, TX

Order ahead, swing by, and let us handle lunch!

You bring the appetite. We’ll handle the rest. 🩵

Hissychick.net

10/15/2026

🩵🐔 IT’S TAKEOUT THURSDAY, MAGNOLIA! 🐔🩵

🙌 LUNCH AND DINNER? WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! 🙌

We’re serving up all your Hissy Chick favorites UNTIL 7 PM TONIGHT!

Whether you need an easy lunch, a dinner solution for the family, or just an excuse to try something delicious, let us handle it! 😉

🍎🍂 Our FALL SPECIALS are here! Come try our seasonal favorites!
🩵✨ And, of course, our Famous Blue Sparkle Lemonade!

📍 Hissy Chick Express at The Deck
5802 FM 1488 | Magnolia, TX
⏰ OPEN UNTIL 7 PM TODAY!

Tag someone who needs Hissy Chick for lunch OR dinner! 👇

Stay Spicy 🌶️

10/14/2026

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10/14/2026

🍂🐔 WEDNESDAY, MAGNOLIA! ✨️🩵

MISD is on FALL BREAK, and whether you’re enjoying a slower morning, keeping the kids entertained, or just trying to figure out what’s for lunch… we’ve got you! 🙌🏼😂

Let’s make lunch the EASY part of your day! 🩵

🐔 Signature chicken sandwiches
🥗 Magnolia’s Favorite Chicken Salad
🌯 Quesadillas packed with flavor
✨ Our Famous Blue Sparkle Lemonade

No fryer. Real ingredients. BIG flavor. Just the way we do it at Hissy Chick! 💙

📍 Hissy Chick Express at The Deck
5802 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX
⏰ Serving 11 AM–3 PM

Bring the kiddos, grab your lunch, and come see this chick! 🐔💙

You bring the appetite. We’ll handle the rest.

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10/09/2026

🍂🩵 IT’S FRIYAY, HISSY CHICK FAM! 🩵🍂

Can we talk about that GORGEOUS fall weather this morning?! 🌄🍁 It definitely calls for a little celebration of FLAVORS from our fall menu! 😋

🍎 Caramel Apple Lemonade
🥗 Fall Harvest Chicken Salad
🧀 Apple Butter Grilled Cheese 🤤

The weather is giving fall, and our menu is bringing ALL the flavor! 🍂✨

📍 Hissy Chick Express at The Deck
⏰ Serving you TODAY from 11 AM–3 PM!

Grab your lunch, soak up this beautiful weather, and come see this chick! 🐔🩵

You bring the appetite. We’ll handle the rest! 🫶

Hissychick.net

10/09/2026

We are SO EXCITED 👏✨️🎉

WOW, Magnolia — y’all SHOWED UP for Hissy Chick! 🎉💜

We had so many nominations come in for Hissy Chick, and we loved seeing the community rally behind a local business they clearly love.

Congratulations, Hissy Chick! You’ve won a FREE professional content session with Team Modern, including photography, social media Reels, and fresh content you can use across your marketing. 📸🎥

Hissy Chick, send us a DM to claim your prize and schedule your free content session!

Thank you to everyone who nominated a business and helped us show some love to our local community. 💜

10/08/2026

🎉 IT’S TAKEOUT THURSDAY! 🎉🐔

We can’t wait to serve y’all today!

🏪 Hissy Chick Express at The Deck
Open 11 AM–7 PM
Come grab lunch, dinner, and check out our NEW Fall Favorites! 🍎🍂

🚚 Hissy Chick Food Truck
We’re headed to Unity Park for Magnolia’s National Night Out! 🎉
Serving all your Hissy Chick favorites 6–8 PM!

Two locations. One delicious Thursday. 😂🐔🩵

We can’t wait to see y’all! 🫶

Hissychick.net

10/07/2026

🍂🍎 THE FALL FLAVOR DROP IS HERE AT HISSY CHICK! 🐔🩵

Fall has officially hit Hissy Chick, and we’ve got some NEW seasonal flavors you’re going to want to try! 👀🍂

🍁 Fall Harvest Chick Croissant
Our creamy chicken salad with honey-crisp apples, dried cranberries, roasted pepitas & a touch of maple, served on a buttery croissant.

🧀🍎 Apple Butter Grilled Cheese
Our grill-fried cheese sandwich on Texas Toast with tender crispy chicken bacon & sweet apple butter. Sweet. Savory. CHEESY. 🔥

🍎🍋 Apple Caramel Lemonade
Fresh lemonade + real apple c***r + caramel for the ultimate fall sip.

🥧 Handheld Apple Pies
Flaky, handheld apple goodness made for grabbing and going. Limited batch!

🍪 Caramel Apple Cookies
Coming SOON! 👀🍎🍯

We’re keeping these seasonal + limited, so here for October 🫶 LIMITED batches available daily!!!

📍 Hissy Chick Express at The Deck
5802 FM 1488, Magnolia, TX
🌐 Order online at hissychick.net

Okay, Chick Fam….....which one are you trying FIRST? 👇🍎🍂

10/04/2026

One of our FAVORITE events that we truly look forward to every year! 🩵✨

There’s just something special about supporting an organization that genuinely values what they do and has such a heart for serving and providing for those in need right here in our community. That mission is very near and dear to our hearts. 🥹🩵

We’re so honored to be a small part of Breakfast & Bags at Tiffany’s!

Thank YOU for all you do for our community!

We’ll see y’all soon! 🩵

HISSY CHICK IS SERVING, AND WE’RE NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT THE SASS! 🩵🐓💋

A HUGE thank you to another fabulous All Things Audrey Sponsor, Hissy Chick, for sponsoring this glam night AND keeping our sponsors well fed! 🍽️😘

Because DELICIOUS food, amazing bags, good company, and GIVING BACK has never been more exciting! Now THIS is going to be an Audrey approved evening! 💎✨👜💁🏼‍♀️

Thank you, Hissy Chick, for helping make Breakfast & Bags at Tiffany’s extra chic, yummy and amazing! You’re the best! 🩵🥹😘

10/02/2026

🎉 It’s FIESTA FRIDAY! 🎉🐔

Stop by and grab Magnolia’s Favorite Chicken Salad! 🩵

Get it by the scoop, sliders, on a sandwich, or grab a quart to take home! 😋

And don’t forget the Famous Blue Sparkle Lemonade! ✨🩵

We’re serving you 11 AM–3 PM today!

Prefer to order online? 👉 hissychick.net

Come see this chick! 🐔🩵

09/30/2026

🍪 TOMORROW IS NATIONAL HOMEMADE COOKIES DAY! 🍪

And you KNOW we couldn’t let that slide without participating at Hissy Chick! 😏

We have TWO made-from-scratch cookie favorites for y’all — Oatmeal Crème Pie 🤎 & Banana Cream Cookies 🍌🍪

And the timing couldn’t be better because TOMORROW IS also TAKEOUT THURSDAY! 🙌🏼🩵

Come grab your Hissy Chick favorites for lunch OR dinner — handcrafted chicken sandwiches, cheesy quesadillas, Magnolia’s Favorite Chicken Salad, our Famous Blue Sparkle Lemonade ✨️ and, of course, these scratch made cookies!

📍 Hissy Chick Express
⏰ 11 AM–7 PM TOMORROW
🛍️ Dine in, take it to go, or order online!
🍪 DON’T COME FOR THE CHICKEN AND LEAVE WITHOUT A COOKIE!

Tomorrow’s the day to treat yourself — grab an Oatmeal Crème Pie, a Banana Cream Cookie, or BOTH! 😋

Made from scratch. Baked with love. Gone fast. ❤️🍪
See y’all tomorrow! 🍪✨

09/30/2026

🙌🌟 It’s WEDNESDAY — the BEST day of the week!

Come grab lunch with us today from 11–3! 🐔✨

Order online or swing by for your Hissy Chick favorites:

🐔 Handcrafted Chicken Sandwiches
🧀 Cheesy Quesadillas
🥗 Magnolia’s Favorite Chicken Salad
✨ Famous Blue Sparkle Lemonade

Skip the lunch struggle — we’ve got you covered!
😉

See y’all there! 🩵

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09/29/2026

A huge THANK YOU to The Jordan Family for thinking of Hissy Chick for Waller Varsity Football’s Carb Day & Game Day meals last week! 🏈🩵👏

Carb Day was all about our Saucy Chick Bar, fresh salad, scratch-made dressing, rolls, and our unlimited drink station featuring Southern Brewed Peach Tea, Regular Sweet Tea, and the ⭐️ star of the show — our Blue Sparkle Lemonade! ✨🩵👏

And someone even said, “You know the ranch is good when it’s served out of a mason jar.” 😂🙌
YES. We agree! 😆🫙🩵

We followed it up with 90 Hissy Chick Slider Boxes for Game Day! 🙌✨🔥💪🏈

And of course, a HUGE shoutout to the BEST TEAM who showed up, worked hard, and helped make both days a success! We couldn’t do it without y’all! 🫶

What an AMAZING group of young men we had the opportunity to serve!

Thank you for trusting Hissy Chick to fuel your athletes! 🐔🏈🩵

09/27/2026

It’s Sunday Funday! 👏🩵

We’re serving up all your Hissy Chick favorites today! From Magnolia’s favorite Chicken Salad, our famous quesadillas, and game-day chicken sliders to that hand-squeezed Blue Sparkle ✨️ Lemonade—it’s the perfect Sunday lunch!

📍 Hissy Chick Express
🕚 Serving 11 AM–3 PM

🌐hissychick.net

Come grab your favorites and make lunch easy! 💙
See y’all soon! 🐔✨️