Burt the Beer Burro

Burt the Beer Burro 🫏Central PA’s finest Beer Burro & Bar Pony services
🍻Giving HOLD MY BEER a whole new meaning
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Now booking for 2026 & 2027

Burt officially kicked off the 2026 Beer B***o wedding season last weekend — and he was the star of cocktail hour! 🍻🫏🤍 A...
05/19/2026

Burt officially kicked off the 2026 Beer B***o wedding season last weekend — and he was the star of cocktail hour! 🍻🫏🤍 A special thanks to the bride & groom for having Burt on their special day!

We still have a few select dates available for the remainder of the 2026 season, are booking 2027 weddings, and 2028 bookings are now officially OPEN!

If you’ve been thinking about adding a unique touch to your wedding day, now’s the time to reserve your date before our calendar fills. ✨

Burt kicks off his 2026 wedding season this weekend! Getting his baskets & florals ready, a spa day, and a light refresh...
05/13/2026

Burt kicks off his 2026 wedding season this weekend!

Getting his baskets & florals ready, a spa day, and a light refresher are on his agenda for the week

Don’t forget — Burt is booking into 2027 and now 2028 wedding seasons!

05/08/2026

It’s !

Burt Boy & Mr Bo Bo are the best of friends and the best mini donks I could ask for

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04/30/2026

One woman show… supported by Canva, ChatGPT, and my husband who’s one minor inconvenience away from quitting. And we can’t forget about my unpaid interns (aka the kids).

Jokes aside, we really do have a great team of supportive and helpful people to make this crazy vision come to life.

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Burt & his buddies went to the vaccine clinic fundraiser for our local 4H Horse & Pony Club today
03/21/2026

Burt & his buddies went to the vaccine clinic fundraiser for our local 4H Horse & Pony Club today

Now releasing what’s left of our 2026 available dates!Believe it or not, only T E N Saturday dates remain for the 2026 s...
03/16/2026

Now releasing what’s left of our 2026 available dates!

Believe it or not, only T E N Saturday dates remain for the 2026 season with Burt the Beer B***o! 🫏🍻

Our calendar filled up in record time this year, and once these last Saturdays are gone, they’re gone. If you’ve been dreaming about Burt making a grand entrance at your wedding cocktail hour or special event, now is the time to secure your date.

Make your celebration unforgettable with the most charming drink server around.

Message us to check availability and reserve your 2026 date before the remaining Saturdays disappear!

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Burt & I have exciting news to share! If you saw the post/stories from yesterday, you may be anticipating an announcemen...
01/14/2026

Burt & I have exciting news to share! If you saw the post/stories from yesterday, you may be anticipating an announcement. I’m working on photos/a reel to come together to post the reveal. Stay tuned!

01/13/2026

Exciting things happening in the beverage b***o world today — any guesses?

Photo hint in the comments ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Send inquiries to our email or inbox to see if your wedding date is still available! Burt would love to make your day ex...
01/12/2026

Send inquiries to our email or inbox to see if your wedding date is still available! Burt would love to make your day extra special!!

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