The Thirsty Burro

09/02/2026

🫏🍂 UPDATED LAST-MINUTE FALL WEDDING OPENINGS! 🍂🫏

Our remaining 2026 fall wedding season is filling up FAST, but we still have a few dates available! 🥂✨

📅 9/27 — 1 b***o available
📅 10/3 — FULLY BOOKED 🎉
📅 10/17 — 1–2 b***os available
📅 10/24 — 1–2 b***os available

And because these are our last-minute openings, we’re offering $50 OFF your booking! 🎉

💰 Mention this post when booking and use code word: THIRSTY50

🍻 Let a b***o carry the good times to your wedding! 🫏🥂

Once these dates are gone, that’s it for our 2026 fall season!

📩 Message us to claim your date!

08/28/2026

🫏✨ LAST-MINUTE FALL AVAILABILITY! ✨🫏

The Thirsty B***o Beverage Service
Formerly Burt the Beer B***o

Fall wedding season is filling up FAST, but we have a few last-minute openings still available! 🍻🥂

📅 September 27 — 1 b***o available
📅 October 3 — 1 b***o available
📅 October 17 — 1–2 b***os available
📅 October 24 — 1–2 b***os available

If you’ve been dreaming of having a b***o carry the good times to your wedding, this is your chance! 🫏🍺💍

Planning ahead? We have openings for 2027-2028! 🎉

📩 Message us to snag one of these remaining fall dates or secure your future wedding date!

The Thirsty B***o
Carrying good times, one celebration at a time. 🫏🥂

08/23/2026

Another non-wedding event for Walter. This time, a 75th birthday party!! Complete with the petting zoo herd & bunny burritos from Snuggles & Snouts

08/22/2026

08/22/2026

Walter & friends had the best time at Celebration Villa of Reedsville

08/18/2026

Something BIG is changing! 🥂🫏

If you’ve been following along for a while, you know Burt the Beer B***o started it all. 💙 Burt will always be the original, but since introducing Walter to the beverage service world, we’ve realized our name needs to grow with us!

So… we’re officially rebranding! 🎉

✨ The Thirsty B***o – Beverage Service ✨

This new name allows us to celebrate Burt & Walter(and whatever other beverage-loving animals may join the team down the road 😉).

The transition will be happening soon, and we are SO excited for this next chapter! 🍻🥂

But we need YOUR help! 👀

We’ve been working on some new logo ideas, and I’ll be sharing a few options below for you to help us choose our new look! Tell us which logo is your favorite! ❤️

Same animals. Same unforgettable beverage service. Just a new name that fits us a whole lot better. 🫏🍾

Thank you for being here since the beginning and for helping us grow! We can’t wait to officially introduce you to The Thirsty B***o! 🥂✨

08/17/2026

Burt & Walter have an exciting announcement to make very soon✨

08/16/2026

Burt & Walter had the privilege of doing a wedding together yesterday

Thanks to Amy at Party Belles for such a great day
Photo credit to Photography by Erin Leigh

07/05/2026

Perfection even in 100 degree heat 🤩🫏✨

Walter is on a roll with weddings lately! His schedule is booking quickly. But who wouldn’t want this adorable face at their wedding?!

05/19/2026

Burt officially kicked off the 2026 Beer B***o wedding season last weekend — and he was the star of cocktail hour! 🍻🫏🤍 A special thanks to the bride & groom for having Burt on their special day!

We still have a few select dates available for the remainder of the 2026 season, are booking 2027 weddings, and 2028 bookings are now officially OPEN!

If you’ve been thinking about adding a unique touch to your wedding day, now’s the time to reserve your date before our calendar fills. ✨