Texas Party Animals

06/03/2026

Here we are unloading Dallas and Stetson from their alpacamobile!

06/03/2026

He’s a 7 million dollars bull rider. J.B. Mauney!

06/02/2026

🦙🦙✨ Site visit, but make it alpaca-approved. Today, Lefty and Lone Star traded the pasture for the lobby at the Marriott Rivercenter alongside our friends from Access DMC and Visit San Antonio. 🤠🏨

The highlight? Lone Star showed up wearing a GoPro mounted on his sombrero, determined to capture the full VIP (Very Important Pacas) experience. From strutting through the hotel entrance to riding the elevator like a seasoned convention professional, he documented every step from an alpaca’s-eye view. 🎥🌵

Meanwhile, Lefty focused on the important details: greeting new friends, inspecting photo opportunities, and confirming that every hallway was suitable for maximum fluff visibility. 🦙✨
Safe to say the site visit passed the ultimate test:
✅ Great spaces
✅ Great partners
✅ Great views from 4 feet off the ground

Stay tuned for Lone Star’s exclusive footage—because not everyone gets to see a hotel through the eyes of a sombrero-wearing alpaca. 🤠📹


GoPro 🦙🦙⭐🌵

05/31/2026

We love our wedding alpacas to be hired for a surprise for the bride during the party time reception. This bride was estaticly surprised and thrilled with her wedding alpacas surprise!

05/25/2026

Let me introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Wood! Luke and Chelsea said I do to a lifetime of happiness and love for alpacalyeverafter at their beautiful sunset wedding celebration surrounded by family and friends at The Weinberg at Wixon Valley in Bryan. Thank you for including Pancho and Lefty from Texas Party Animals as part of your magnificent celebration.

05/24/2026

Let me introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. White! Tighe and Savannah said I do to a lifetime of happiness and love for alpacalyeverafter at their beautiful sunset wedding celebration surrounded by family and friends at The Chapel at Gruene in New Braunfels. Thank you for including Pancho and Lefty from Texas Party Animals as part of your magnificent celebration.

05/21/2026

🤠⭐ Everything’s Bigger in Texas… including our gratitude! ⭐🤠 A huge Texas-sized THANK YOU to Access DMC, JW Marriott San Antonio Hill Country Resort and Spa, and Advanced Bionics for inviting Pancho and Lefty of Texas Party Animals to be part of the Advanced Bionics National Sales Meeting Awards Dinner Reception! From alpaca selfies, hugs and smiles to plenty of Lone Star hospitality, these two furry Texans were proud to help welcome guests and add a little Hill Country charm to an unforgettable evening. 🦙🦙❤️🤍💙 We loved being part of a celebration honoring excellence, achievement, and teamwork. Thank you for letting us bring a little extra Texas spirit, personality, and fun to the festivities! Y’all come back now, ya hear?

05/21/2026

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05/17/2026

Breaking news from the Alpacarator… 🦙❄️
Stetson FINALLY mastered the walk-thru refrigeration doors and now considers himself Head of Climate Control. 😂
He strolls in the alpacarator, cools off, fluffs his fleece, and stands there like he personally pays the electric bill. Safe to say this boy is officially chilling in the air conditioning now. 🦙🧊

05/15/2026

🎸🎩🦙🤘SlashPaca is saddled up, fuzzed out, and ready to ROCK & ROLL! He is bringing heavy fleece, killer vibes, and more attitude than a backstage guitar solo. 🦙🤘🎩🎸
Warning: excessive headbanging and alpaca selfies may occur. Stay fluffy. Stay loud.