01/07/2026
🎄 IMPORTANT (and mildly festive) ANNOUNCEMENT 🎄
The Festival of Trees is sadly coming to an end. Yes, we know… cue the tiny violin. 🎻
By January 11th, all trees must be fully undecorated—that means ornaments, lights, tinsel, and whatever mysterious item you added at 2 a.m. in the name of “festive vibes.”
🚛 January 12th: The Great Tree Eviction begins. Any decorations still hanging on will be officially reclassified as donations to the void and discarded without mercy.
🌲 BONUS ROUND:
Once the trees are uninstalled and relaxing curbside, they’re free for the taking!
Perfect for:
• Wildlife condos 🦌🐰
• Pond décor (now with extra pine flavor) 🐟
• Or a completely harmless, absolutely hilarious prank on your mother-in-law* 😇
(*We accept no responsibility.)
We do have someone lined up to dispose of all trees, but if you see one lying on its side looking lonely, feel free to give it a new purpose.
💚 A huge, heartfelt THANK YOU to everyone who participated and helped make the Festival of Trees a success. You brought the cheer—and only a little chaos.
Until next year… 🎄✨
