Rockin' Celebrations, Missouri

05/20/2025

I used to be great at wordplay…once a pun a time! 🤪

11/26/2022

I called the zoo but the lion was busy.

11/26/2022

Groups of lions tend to move on before autumn. This makes sense, because we all know “pride goeth before the fall”.

11/20/2022

Beavers are polite animals… just before they fell a tree they say “goodbye, it was nice gnawing you”.

11/12/2022

Check this out!

Ice Lion Tree

11/06/2022

If you fill a waterbed with beer…will you end up with a foam mattress?

11/05/2022

Hipster scientists liked carbon before it was coal.

10/30/2022

You’ll go flying off the handle if you ride your broom while angry.

10/29/2022

What would you call an imprudent and deadly verbal attack!

A sassination.

09/23/2022

I knew a guy once who injured himself using the toilet. Luckily it was just a flush wound. 😱

05/04/2022

Cute bunny from Easter!

10/12/2020

Another lame joke for my friends:

What is a cats way of keeping law and order?

Claw enforcement.