08/07/2026
๐ฅ๐ THE BEAST IS LOADED. BAD DECISIONS ARE IMMINENT. ๐๐ฅ
The Hunsaker Smokers are strapped in tighter than a fat kid on a carnival ride.
B&B Charcoal is on deck and ready to commit arson responsibly. ๐ฅ
And the flavor arsenal has officially been RELOADED with Weekend Bum Bbq, SofaKing Awesome Products, Smoke 'n Magic , Jdqbbq , and a few other questionable substances we probably shouldn't discuss publicly.
Itโs been a LONG damn month since weโve competed, and the Chaos Crew is starting to get twitchy.
Thankfully, weโre headed back to one of our favorite non-sanctioned competitionsโwhere the rules are probably written in crayon, the beer is cold, and somebody's uncle is absolutely judging something. ๐
But first, we've got a little side quest action...
๐ฅ SIDE QUEST #1: Stop by the hospital and hang with my son for a while. IYKYK. โค๏ธ
๐ SIDE QUEST #2: Haul ass down to Baldwin City and move my youngest son into college. Drop him off, give him some questionable fatherly advice, and hope he remembers at least 17% of it.
๐ฅ FINAL BOSS: Point The Beast north and disappear into the backwoods for a small-town county fair and BBQ competition.
Hospital โก๏ธ College Move-In โก๏ธ Backwoods BBQ Competition.
That's not an itinerary. That's a cry for help. ๐
Then we'll unload several thousand pounds of completely unnecessary BBQ equipment, light some fires, overthink four pieces of meat, consume an irresponsible amount of caffeine, question every life decision we've made since 1995, and voluntarily pay someone to tell us our BBQ sucks.
COMPETITION BBQ IS BACK, BABY! ๐ฅ๐๐ท
And none of this nonsense happens without the people crazy enough to put their names on the side of this circus:
๐ช Sniper Bladeworks
๐จ GT towing
๐ฅ Weekend Bum BBQ
๐ฅ SoFa King Awesome Products
๐ก Arrowhead Property Solutions LLC
Thank you for continuing to support the Chaos Crew and enabling this completely reasonable hobby that definitely hasn't gotten out of control.
THE BEAST IS LOADED.
THE CREW IS RESTLESS.
THE MEAT IS NERVOUS.
๐ฅ KICK THE TIRES. LIGHT THE FIRES. GET CROOKED. ๐ฅ