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🧊 Introducing: PERMAFROST 🧊Cold-blooded. Razor-sharp. Born to dominate.This is an InfinityAxes Finnish Carpenter’s Axe —...
06/29/2025

🧊 Introducing: PERMAFROST 🧊
Cold-blooded. Razor-sharp. Born to dominate.

This is an InfinityAxes Finnish Carpenter’s Axe — built the Timmy Z way.
🔥 Custom profiled. Ice-tinted. Balanced like a blade of justice.

💠 Blue/black laminated handle
⚡ Signature Finnish edge profiling
🛡️ Laser-etched PERMAFROST superhero emblem — forged with attitude
🪓 Infinity steel head, dialed in for perfect throws and zero excuses

Want to throw it? You better bring the heat, because this axe stays cold.

📍 Tex Axes | www.texaxes.com

🎯 BACK THAT AXE UP 🔥We’re serving up sharp skills, wild fun, and killer vibes all weekend long!💥 Try Knife Throwing for ...
06/29/2025

🎯 BACK THAT AXE UP 🔥
We’re serving up sharp skills, wild fun, and killer vibes all weekend long!
💥 Try Knife Throwing for just $20
🍻 BYOB – Only $5 per person (Yes, really!)
😎 Come see why Tex Axes is Houston’s #1 throwdown spot.

📍 8301 Jones Rd, Houston
📅 Book your lane now at www.texaxes.com
📲 Walk-ins welcome, but don’t push your luck…

Breaking News: The National Hot Dog Eating Championship is being televised on ESPN… again.Sold out crowd. Full productio...
06/28/2025

Breaking News: The National Hot Dog Eating Championship is being televised on ESPN… again.
Sold out crowd. Full production. Slow-mo mustard splatter replays.

Meanwhile, the World Axe Throwing Championship?
Crickets.

Apparently, hurling steel with surgical precision is less compelling than watching a guy named “Jaws” inhale 63 wieners in 10 minutes.

But hey, props to ESPN for reminding us that processed meat > precision marksmanship.



WHAT AMERICA MEANS TO MEBy JOHN WAYNEWhat does America mean to me? America and its people are God-fearing, hard-working,...
06/25/2025

WHAT AMERICA MEANS TO ME
By JOHN WAYNE

What does America mean to me? America and its people are God-fearing, hard-working, honest. To me, America means Thomas Jefferson and the Constitution, George Washington and the winter at Valley Forge, Thomas Paine and freedom, Abraham Lincoln and the freeing of the slaves, giving them human dignity no matter the color of their skins.

It means the men at the Alamo, and all the brave Americans who died for our country—from the American Revolution to Vietnam.

America also means Iowa where I was born, Glendale, California where I grew up — old-fashioned patriotism, love of country, God, and everything decent in life.

I’ve been described as a flag waver, a super patriot. I plead guilty. I am all that and I don’t care who knows it.

I’ve been all over America and I thank God every day for this country and its people, the pioneers who founded it and left the old world because they had too much character to knuckle under over there. They came over here and built a nation out of the wilderness. That takes guts, and guts is what the Americans have more than anything else.

Our revolution was not made up of dissidents and irresponsible cowards. It was made up of people who had close ties with the Old Country. Responsible citizens who pledged their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor. It was a word that we do not seem to make much use of today: honor.

They were men of guts and honor.

To me, America means the billions of dollars that we’re given to the rest of the world to use. It is America who gives a damn about that world even though most of the time we get nothing in return. Maybe there’s a reason for that, too. We never were smart about how we dole out that money.

America is our flag and what it stands for. It’s a kid in the first grade with his hand over his heart reciting the pledge of allegiance.

This is my country and your country and we both ought to be damn proud of it. I know I am!

Erik Thompson and Timmy Z will be representing TEX AXES for this fun filled weekend!Come out and celebrate our Independe...
06/25/2025

Erik Thompson and Timmy Z will be representing TEX AXES for this fun filled weekend!
Come out and celebrate our Independence Week and throw some cool implements!

🪓🇺🇸 Just under TWO WEEKS away! 🇺🇸🪓
Liberty & Lumber Tournament is almost here!

🔥 Axe & knife throwers from all over will be battling it out July 4th weekend — don’t miss the action!

🎯 Knives - Friday @ 4PM
🎯 Dual Knives - Friday @ 7PM
🎯 Amateur Hatchet - Saturday @ 10AM
🎯 Pro Hatchet - Saturday @ 2PM
🎯 Big Axe - Sunday @ 10AM
🎯 Dual Hatchet - Sunday @ 2PM

💥 Cash prizes, good vibes, and plenty of red, white, and bullseyes!

🎟️ Spots still open — sign up at azaxegames.com or DM us!

🔥 Accession Tournament – Day 1 Results 🔥What a night! Huge congrats to our Day 1 champions who brought the heat across e...
06/22/2025

🔥 Accession Tournament – Day 1 Results 🔥

What a night! Huge congrats to our Day 1 champions who brought the heat across every division. 💪🎯

🏆 Hatchet
• Beginner 1st Place: Luke Anderson
• Intermediate 1st Place: Eric Thompson
• Pro 1st Place: Chris Kendig

🗡️ Knives
• Beginner 1st Place: Luke Anderson
• Pro 1st Place: Chris Kendig

These warriors stepped up and earned their victories! The journey continues tomorrow—come throw down or cheer them on. You don’t want to miss it. 👑

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🪓 Weapon X Wednesday is live every week at Tex Axes.One weapon. 20 throws.Can you land 10 bullseyes + 5 killshots and ea...
06/20/2025

🪓 Weapon X Wednesday is live every week at Tex Axes.

One weapon. 20 throws.
Can you land 10 bullseyes + 5 killshots and earn your certification?

🔀 Get assigned a random weapon at check-in.
✅ Certify? Next week, draw a new one.
🈶 Master all weapons? Attempt the Samurai Sword Challenge and claim your blade. 🗡️

🎯 BYOB | $29/person | Walk-ins welcome
📍 Tex Axes | Wednesdays 6–10 PM
💥 Level up. Get certified. Claim your sword.

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎John Muskovac, Stacie Moreland, Kenny Neumann, Rosie RobertsonDrop a comment to we...
06/18/2025

Big shout out to my newest top fans! 💎

John Muskovac, Stacie Moreland, Kenny Neumann, Rosie Robertson

Drop a comment to welcome them to our community,

Dm us for details.
06/16/2025

Dm us for details.

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8301 Jones Road Suite 140
Jersey Village, TX
77065

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 10pm
Tuesday 4pm - 10pm
Wednesday 4pm - 10pm
Thursday 4pm - 10pm
Friday 4pm - 11pm
Saturday 12pm - 11pm
Sunday 12pm - 10pm

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