06/06/2026
🏴☠️ The Captain’s Code: Rules of the Crew
Ahoy, mates! Before we drop anchor at the Pool for the ultimate Wing Potluck, every pirate, scallywag, and deckhand must swear their allegiance to the Ship’s Code. We are a relaxed, zero-drama crew of singles and couples looking to make local friends—but a ship only sails smoothly if everyone pulls their weight and respects the deck.
Follow these rules, or prepare to walk the plank! 🌊🍗☀️
📜 Article I: The Age of the Crew
This voyage is strictly for seasoned young adventurers. Only pirates between the ages of 18 and 35 are permitted to board this vessel. Leave the wee pups and the ancient mariners at port!
🍗 Article II: The Bounty (Bring Yer Wings!)
Every deckhand arriving at the pool must bring a shareable batch of chicken wings—whether baked, fried, smoked, or tossed in your secret pirate sauce—to contribute to the feast.
No Wings? Pay the Toll: If you arrive empty-handed without a platter of wings, you must provide a bounty from the approved supply list (sides, dipping sauces, drinks, plates, or pool floats).
The Scurvy Tax: Otherwise, a minimum $5 donation via Chime, Cash App, or cold hard cash must be paid into the crew's chest to keep things fair for everyone. No freebooting off other pirates' grub!
🩳 Article III: Modesty of the Garb
While we are taking over the pool deck, all crew members must maintain proper decorum with their swimwear. Keep your attire respectful and modest. We are here for good vibes and great food, not a wild tavern brawl.
⚓ Article IV: Respect the Personal Space of Lads & Lasses
Every pirate is entitled to their own territory. Respect the personal space of your fellow crewmates. Keep a cool, respectful attitude at all times—unwanted advances or aggressive behavior will result in you being marooned from the group chat and future voyages.
🏖️ Article V: Landlubbers are Welcome
Don't want to get your hair wet? Fret not, matey! You are completely welcome to stay firmly on the pool deck, blast the shanties (music), eat your fill of wings, and chat up the crew.
📢 How to Sign the Ledger:
If you are ready to sail with us on June 14th, send a raven (message) to the Captain! Let me know if you are ready to be added to the official group chat so we can drop the exact coordinates of our pool landing.
Drink up me hearties, yo ho! See you by the water! 🍗🏴☠️💦