
04/01/2025
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT:
After deep reflection (and one questionable bite of gas station sushi), I’ve decided to pivot Chef Pablo Andres, LLC in a bold new direction…
We’re now exclusively serving microwaved meals from the frozen aisle.
No more handcrafted sauces. No more locally sourced ingredients.
Just pure, nostalgic, freezer-burned excellence.
Our new signature dish?
“Chicken Nugget Risotto with a side of defrosted broccoli medallions.”
Paired, of course, with a Capri Sun reduction.
We will be offering pop-up “TV Dinner Tastings” at various gas stations across the Northeast.
Thank you for believing in the vision.