08/26/2026
Gouda dog, future brides!
Letâs get one thing straight. I love you, but if I hear one more person say they are losing sleep over whether the napkin rings match the shade of the greenery on the third-tier signpost, Iâm going to gently, lovingly scream. Back home, we didn't stress over chair sashes. We worried about whether the rain would ruin the corn crop. Your guests are coming to eat good food, drink a beer, and watch two people they like make it official. They are not going home saying, "My word, Sarahâs table runner was one hex sign short of perfection."
Deep breath. Letâs redd up the important stuffâlike making sure the bar is stocked and the timeline doesn't run slower than a tractor on Route 30âand outen the nonsense that doesn't matter. If you want a coordinator who will tell you the truth instead of blowing smoke, send me a message. If not, well, no hard feelingsâjust donât cry on your wedding day over a rogue napkin.
Seriously though, all silliness aside, I'm the wedding planner and coordinator you need. I don't take things lightly so don't get the wrong impression of me. I like to have fun and be comedic, but I also take my job seriously. So if you need a best friend who adds a bit of fun for your wedding day, send me a message and let's see if we are a great fit and get you on my calendar. I have limited spots left for 2026 and I am taking bookings for 2027 and 2028. I can't wait to hear from you! Congratulations to all you happy people!
Tying the Knot-Wedding Planning LLC, your Pennsylvania Dutch native Wedding Planner and Coordinator.